#Movies
Report: Zazie Beetz is in talks to join ‘Joker’ as this movie continues to dare me to give a shit
Man, Zazie Beetz fucking rules. You know it. I know it. The Cosmos in all its infinite glory knows it. So, add her to the Joker cast? A movie I’m already sort of like “fuck maybe this can work”? Interest increasing.
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Joker origin movie lands an official title and release date, October 4, 2019
If this movie were surrounded by different circumstances, I’d be pretty fucking stoked. I mean, Joaquin Phoenix as the Joker? If the DCEU wasn’t a filled diaper at the bottom of a burning dumpster, I’d be torqued by this perfect casting. But, as things stand, I guess I’m cautiously optimistic?
Timothée Chalamet in talks to be the lead in Denis Villeneuve’s ‘Dune’ adaptation
Man, this Villeneuve adaptation of Dune is really happening, eh? Seems that way. Latest proof? The movie is locking in Timothée Chalamet as its lead.
Report: Harley Quinn’s ‘Birds of Prey’ movie will also feature Cassandra Cain, Black Canary, Huntress, and Renee Montoya
Not gonna lie, I don’t know fucking anything about Birds of Prey. However, I hope this is fantastic news for those of you down with the title.
Danai Gurira up for ‘Star Trek 4’ key role and we’re all the fucking better for it
Fuck yeah, Danai Gurira in Star Trek 4. Honestly, fuck yeah to Danai Gurira in anything.
‘RoboCop’ being rebooted by Neill Blomkamp and the original writers. I can fuck with this!
RoboCop being rebooted? Ehh. But wait, it’s being directed by Neill Blomkamp? Hmm. And better yet, the original writers are involved? Well, sign me the fuck up!
‘Joker’ origin movie starring Joaquin Phoenix officially fucking happening. LOL, K!
Maybe this movie will be fucking awesome. Maybe it won’t be. But, I ain’t giving DC the benefit of the doubt until they string together two movies that don’t huff fucking sun-baked bowls of diarrhea.
‘John Wick: Parabellum’ is the official title of the third ‘John Wick’ movie. Prepare for war, fuckers!
Confusingly, John Wick: Chapter Three will not be the title of the movie following John Wick: Chapter Two. Instead, the motherfucker is titled John Wick: Parabellum. I don’t give a fuck about the odd inconsistency, though. Movie could be called John Wick: Donkey Day Care and I’d still be frothing at the mouth to see it.
‘Mandy’ Trailer: Sign me the fuck up for Nic Cage’s bloody revenge flick
You’re either excited by this trailer, or you’re fucking wrong. Just know, I love you either way. But, you’re either excited. Or, you’re wrong.
