#Movies
Henry Cavill wants to play James Bond. Can we just fucking let him? For me?
I love Henry Cavill. Love him in The Man From Uncle, love him in Mission Impossible: Fallout. I’m fucking ready to love him for a decade-plus as Bond.
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Rumor: Matt Reeves’s ‘The Batman’ is based on classic ‘Year One’ story. I’m fucking here for this, dudes
No, seriously. Someday, Matt Reeves is seriously going to begin rolling cameras on The Batman. And, if you believe the rumors, it’ll be based on the classic Year One storyline. I can fuck with this.
‘Deadwood’ movie officially, totally greenlit by HBO. Finally.
That Deadwood movie? It’s finally happening, folks. Sure, sure. Wink, wink. Color me skeptical until the cameras begin fucking rolling.
Tom Hardy says more ‘Mad Max’ movies coming. But talk is cheap bro!
Yesterday, I gnashed teeth about the possibility of a Dredd TV show. Today, I turn my withering fanboy fuck-face glare upon the Mad Max franchise. Tom Hardy says there will be more movies. But, like, various motherfuckers been saying that since 2015.
Coen Brothers have re-edited their Netflix series into ‘The Ballad of Buster Scruggs’ which I’m agnostic about
I was really fucking stoked for the upcoming Coen Brothers’ upcoming Netflix series The Ballad of Buster Scruggs. But, that shit ain’t going to come to pass. The Brothers Coen have re-edited it into a movie. So, I guess I’m fucking stoked for their upcoming movie.
‘Judge Dredd’ TV series has a completed pilot script and two seasons planned. So let’s get this shit going!
C’mon, fuckers. TVProgrammingFuckers, to be precise. What we doing here. The Dredd TV show has been in the works for a minute. But, now it’s come out that the show has a completed pilot script and the first two seasons mapped out. The fuck we waiting for?!
‘Aquaman’ Trailer: Brahquaman Fails To Excite Me
If Shazam! won me over with its trailer today, Aquaman sort of confirmed a pretty flavorless affair dropping this December.
‘Shazam!’ Trailer: My Goodness, This Is A DC Movie That Actually Looks Fun
Uh, yeah. I’m here for this.
‘Glass’ Trailer: Welcome To The M. Night Shyamalanverse!
Yeah, I don’t know. People are creaming their crotch over this crossover, but it’s pretty whatever to me. Maybe, it’s because I haven’t seen Split. Maybe, it’s because I’ve spent more than a decade writing M. Night off.
