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Rian Johnson directing Daniel Craig in the murder-mystery ‘Knives Out’ and I’m fucking pumped
Rian Johnson fucking rules. I never thought this would be a controversial opinion, but here we are. Wallowing in the post-The Last Jedi Hellscape. Anyways, Johnson is returning to his detective haunts, and he’s bringing Daniel Craig with him.
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‘The Predator’ Final Trailer: Blood, Guts, and Quips
I really want to be excited for The Predator. After all, it’s a sequel to one of the greatest works in American cinema, and it’s directed by my boy Shane Black. This trailer? It does a bit to get me more excited, but, man. I don’t know. I’m wary.
Chris Hemsworth starring in an action thriller written by the Russo Brothers. Sign me the fuck up!
Chris Hemsworth and the Russo Brothers ain’t done working together. Not yet, no way! The God of Thunder himself has signed-on to an action thriller written by the Russos, and I’m stoked.
‘Bad Times at the El Royale’ Trailer: Horror-Noir and Shirtless Hemsworth from the guy behind ‘Cabin In The Woods’
This is the second Bad Times at the El Royale trailer. And friends, I’m excited as fuck.
Rumor: Oscar Isaac up for “mystery role” in ‘The Batman’ as my hype increases
I’ve been saying! Oh, I have been fucking saying that The Batman is going to be good. And, no news that has come out has changed my mind. I mean, Oscar Isaac up for a role? Fuck yes.
Rumor: Edgar Wright directing ‘Bond 25’ is a “real possibility” whatever the fuck that means
Just give Edgar Wright fucking Bond 25. Just do it, BondCzars. He’s far more conventional and popcorn-y than Danny Boyle, and he proved with Baby Driver that he can rock action.
Danny Boyle has left ‘Bond 25’ over creative fucking differences. Let the dude make his movie!
Man, what the fuck. You don’t hire Danny Boyle to make a stock-ass, boring Bond movie. But, it appears that’s what the Czars wanted. because dude has left the Bond 25 over creative differences.
‘Wonder Woman 1984’ cast recreates classic ‘Breakfast Club’ poster because nostalgia porn
I’m down for anything 1980s, my friends. Even if that means swallowing my pride and appreciating this poster. After all, I’ve staked my reputation on giving Bateman shit for the Breakfast Club.
Tarantino’s ‘Once Upon A Time In Hollywood’ casts Mike Moh as Bruce Lee. Fucking Bruce Lee? Amazing
Bruce fucking Lee is going to be in Tarantino’s Once Upon A Time In Hollywood? I don’t know what the fuck is going on, but I love it. Also, I didn’t know Lee was involved with the tragic story that Tarantino’s movie is based on. But, here I am. Getting learned and being fucking stoked.
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Shane Black would make a ‘Nice Guys’ sequel in a heartbeat. So, let’s get this shit going!
The Nice Guys is one of my favorite movies of the past five years, maybe of the past decade. I said favorite not best, don’t fucking @ me, okay? So, I’m more than wanting that fucking sequel teased at the end of the first. Will I get it? Who knows. But if it were up to director Shane Black, it would happen.
