#Movies
‘Creed 2’ Trailer: Adonis Wants A Rematch, I Just Want It To Be Good
Creed 2 is unnecessary as fuck. But, you could argue the original was, too. So, where does that leave me? Quietly optimistic that the sequel can deliver, even if it doesn’t match the original.
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‘Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes Of Grindelwald’ Trailer: Wait, Nagini was a circus performer or some shit at one point?
Uh. Just like. What the fuck is going on here, with this ancillary Harry Potter franchise? Nothing good, but it don’t matter. Movie still going to make a zillion dollars.
‘Twilight Zone’ reboot is going to be hosted and narrated by Jordan Peele. I can fuck with this!
We already knew that Jordan Peele was going to be producing CBS’ Twilight Zone reboot. But, now we know dude’s going to be even more involved. Peele is hosting and narrating the new jam. To this I say, fuck yes.
First Look: Joaquin Phoenix in Joker make-up. I’m completely fucking sold.
Been sold on this movie for a while now, folks. This first test footage of Joaquin Phoenix in Joker make-up? Only makes me more sold. Hit the jump for the footage.
‘Bond 25’ is being helmed by ‘True Detective’ director Cary Fukunaga. This fucking owns, dudes
Bond 25 is troubled. An exhausted star. A departed director. A scrapped script. So, how do you get me torqued for it? You bring on goddamn genius Cary Fukunaga to direct it.
Listen: John Carpenter drops the new ‘Halloween’ theme as my hype intensifies
Carpenter has dropped his new ‘Halloween’ theme (reworked is a better way of looking at it), and I’m so damn stoked for this movie.
‘First Man’ Trailer: Ryan Gosling Finally Drops *That* Famous Line
This movie looks fucking intense, my bros. In fact, Bateman and I saw an IMAX preview for it back in the summer. And let me tell you, it put hair on my tits and a clench in my ass.
Jon Hamm flat out says he would be Batman, so what the fuck WB waiting for?
The DC Cinematic Universe is a fucking dumpster fire these days. It has been for a while, actually. Raging endlessly, with each month bringing its own crisis. However, you know what would be a step in the right direction? Casting Jon Hamm as fucking Batman. It’s been rumored dude wants to be Batman. Now, he’s fucking confirmed he would take the role. So like, let’s go.
Henry Cavill ain’t Superman anymore, maybe, who knows, nah he’s gone
Yesterday, it came out that Henry Cavill wasn’t Superman anymore. Then, WB issued a half-assed response neither confirming nor denying anything. After that, fucking Cavill himself posted some cryptic-ass Instagram message. What’s going on? Who the fuck knows. My best guess is that Cavill can’t agree on a contract, there isn’t a Superman movie planned, but that he hasn’t been officially replaced.
If he’s gone? It’s a fucking bummer. Dude deserved better than the shit salad scripts and directors he was given during his tenure as the Man of Steel.
