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Richard Linklater is working on a movie about legendary comedian Bill Hicks, and I’m fucking thrilled
Bill Hicks is a fucking favorite of mine, man. His god-tier ability to intertwine transcendentalism, unwieldy vitriol, and stomach-busting laughs will never get old. As well, Richard Linklater is fantastic. So, I’m more than hopeful that the latter can do the former justice.
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George Miller’s next movie is ‘Three Thousand Years Of Longing’ which also describes our wait for it
We have been waiting fucking forever for George Miller’s follow-up to Fury Road. It’s been miserable! Merciless! But, the end is in sight. The movie is Three Thousand Years Of Longing, and I’m fucking ready for it.
‘Hereditary’ director Ari Aster’s new movie is dropping next August
Man, Hereditary. Initially, I didn’t think it was that scary or good. Then, I went home and tried to sleep. And reflected. And I realized not only did it scare the shit out of me, but I really enjoyed it. That considered, I’m fucking stoked for the director’s follow-up.
Guillermo Del Toro is making an animated ‘Pinocchio’ movie for Netflix, who has everyone making everything
Guillermo Del Toro is making Pinocchio for Netflix, folks. Like, Christ. Every day brings like four more big fucking talents making something for Netflix. In fact, Marvel Studios is their only competition when it comes to gobbling up every last talent in Hollywood.
LeBron James could be producing that ‘Friday the 13th’ reboot. Uh, fucking naturally or something?
With Halloween straight-up body slamming the box office this past weekend, one thing is for certain. A shit load of money is going to be made from rebooting other classic horror franchises. So, it isn’t surprising that Friday the 13th is up for a new installment. What is surprising is that LeBron fucking James could be producing it.
‘Wonder Woman 1984’ has been pushed back to June, 2020. But I ain’t worried!
Wonder Woman 1984, the sequel to the only DC movie worth watching, has been pushed back seven months. However, don’t sweat the delay. I imagine it’s actually because they’re angling to rake in that Summer Movie Money.
‘They Live’ sequel teased by John Carpenter. I have no fucking idea how to feel about this
They Live. One of my favorite movies of all time. As well, perhaps more applicable and prescient than ever. Does it need a sequel? Nah, dude. Would I see one if it ever emerged? Of course, dude.
Warner Bros. is reportedly done with Ben Affleck and Henry Cavill, this time for realsies
Warner Bros., is, would you fucking believe it, done with Ben Affleck and Henry Cavill. No, seriously this time. Until the next time, obviously.
‘Glass’ Trailer: The Beast Is Unleashed!
Are ya’ll excited for this shit? I haven’t even seen Split, but I’m beginning to vaguely wonder if I’m missing out.
James Gunn is going to write and possibly direct ‘Suicide Squad 2’ which makes perfect fucking sense
The first Suicide Squad desperately wanted to be DC’s Guardians of the Galaxy equivalent. It emphatically was not. However, the sequel just might be. Cause it’s looking like James Gunn is going to be writing and directing the motherfucker.
