#Movies
The Live-Action ‘Akira’ is moving forward with Taika Waititi fucking directing. Now you got my attention!
My word. How do you get me to give a shit about, nay, dare I say it, have faith in a live-action Akira? You get Taika Waitit to direct the movie.
‘Child’s Play’ reboot adds Mark Hamill as the voice of Chucky
The Child’s Play reboot has added some talent, friends of the franchise! It appears that none other than Luke Skywalker himself (a lazy reference, I know) will be voicing the doll. Pretty dope, given how fantastic Hamill is as a voice actor.
‘A Quiet Place 2’ adds Cillian Murphy to its cast. Welcome to the wildly overrated franchise, friend!
A Quiet Place, to me, was equal parts dumb-as-fuck and overrated. I mean, good god, that family was stupid. And good god, people were jizzing their pants over the movie. That said, it wasn’t bad. Just, my goodness, the hype. So, I’ll definitely see Cillian Murphy in A Quiet Place 2. But I ain’t exactly throbbing in anticipation.
New ‘Ghostbusters’ movie casts Mckenna Grace, who played young Captain Marvel, in lead role
I’m stoked for the new Ghostbusters, friends! And, I’m completely cool with the news that it has cast Mckenna Grace in a lead role. Granted, I don’t really remember her performance in Captain Marvel. But, that’s better than remembering she wasn’t up to par. I mean, right?
John Carpenter receiving famous directing award at Cannes. As he should, because he fucking rules!
John Carpenter is getting himself a famous directing award at Cannes this year. Which, if you think about it, makes all the sense in the world. ‘Cause the dude is the fucking best.
‘Godzilla: King of the Monsters’ Trailer: Earth is Godzilla’s world and I’m cool with it
Here’s a new Godzilla: King of the Monsters trailer! It announces that the motherfucker is the ruler of Earth, and I’m completely cool with the idea.
Angelina Jolie in talks to join Marvel’s ‘Eternals’ movie. I mean, sure, why not?
I don’t really have any opinion about this. Jolie is a good actress. As well, I’ve assumed that all talent in Hollywood will eventually be cast into a Marvel or DC movie.
‘Bill & Ted 3’ is bringing back William Sadler as Death. Most excellent!
Oh, oh! Now, it’s a full-on fucking reunion, my dudes! William Sadler is returning as Death for Bill & Ted 3!
New photo from Joaquin Phoenix’s ‘Joker’ movie reveals a melancholic look at Batman’s arch-nemesis
I’m really stoked for this movie. Can’t help it! Seems so different than most comic book movies. Which, granted, could portend something really interesting, or a colossal mess.
