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Quentin Tarantino says there’s a “very big possibility” he makes his ‘Star Trek’ movie. Bro, don’t play with me!

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I really, really want to see Tarantino’s take on Star Trek. But, I got to admit. I didn’t think it had a chance at coming to fruition. Not so fast, says the man himself.

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‘Fast & Furious 9’ adds John Cena to its cast. May this franchise never, ever end.

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I legitimately love the bro-eroticism, fantastic action, and oily body of the Furious franchise so, so much. And while I’ve been particularly focused on mashing my knob to the Rock’s spin-off movie, this F9 news also rules.

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‘Bond 25’ cast has finally been revealed. It includes Rami Malek and Ana De Armas, so I’m fucking stoked

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One of the most rewarding parts of recently binging the Bond series is realizing how bad Bond movies have been, forever. So, I don’t really feed bad about enjoying a couple of Daniel Craig’s installments. That said, I’m ready for him to pass the mantle, and it seems he’s going to be passing it in style. I mean, the movie is fucking directed by Cary Fukunaga, and the cast is stacked. One last ride! Until, uh, the next ride, with a new Bond.

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Keanu Reeves has joined ‘Hobbs & Shaw’ somehow making this movie even more perfect

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Keanu Reeves has joined the cast of Hobbs & Shaw, and will apparently be playing the villain orchestrating shit. Not only has Reeves joined the cast, but he’s reunited with director Leitch. The two worked together on the original John Wick. I’m really hoping it’s a post-credits scene that sets up Reeves as the baddie of a second flick.

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Guillermo del Toro’s ‘Nightmare Alley’ remake is going to star Leonardo DiCaprio. Gimme a hell yeah

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I never saw del Toro’s last movie, Overwrought Symbolism Sexy Fish Time. That said I enjoy the dude a lot, and I’m extremely excited at the prospect of him remaking a 1940s noir with Leonardo DiCaprio.

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‘Hobbs and Shaw’ Trailer: An Odd Couple Capable Of Kicking Tremendous Ass

I actually stopped this trailer, because I thought it was showing too much of David Leitch’s patented fantastic ass-kicking scenes (John Wick, Atomic Blonde). I don’t need to see anymore! I don’t need anymore spoiled. I’m ready for this movie.

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‘Child’s Play’ Trailer: Hear Mark Hamill’s first take on the evil ass doll

Want to hear Mark Hamill’s first take on Chucky? Well, you’re in the right place my friends.

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James Gunn removes Deadshot from ‘Suicide Squad 2’ and Idris Elba will play a new character instead. Good! Good.

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James Gunn has decided that Deadshot ain’t coming back for Suicide Squad 2. And Idris Elba, who had been tagged to replace Will Smith as the character, will instead play a new character. I say fucking amen.

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‘The Joker’ Trailer: Joaquin Phoenix is gloriously haunting

Man, this Joker trailer is fucking u-n-c-o-m-f-o-r-t-a-b-le. And, I fucking love it.

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‘The Dead Don’t Die’ Trailer: Jim Jarmusch’s Zombie Movie Has An Insane Cast, Looks Wonderful

Jim Jarmusch is doing a zombie movie? What the fuck? That said, yeah, dude. This looks great.

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