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‘HERCULES’ TRAILER: THE ROCK PUNCHES OUT LIONS. ‘CAUSE.
Okay, so I don’t really know if The Rock punches out a lion in this trailer. But I’m pretty sure he does. Lion leaps. Cut to black. He’s wearing that dumb cat’s fucking head as a helmet. Seems obvious. I’m in, man. Before the lion punching, I was in. It’s the fucking Rock.
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‘X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST’ Trailer: Dark, Epic, Dope
I fucking resent the shit out of the fact that I think this latest trailer for X-Men: Days of Future Past is fucking awesome. So conflicted! Much goosebumps!
Hit the jump to check it out.
Paolo Rivera crushes ‘THE WINTER SOLDIER’ movie poster
There ain’t enough Paolo Rivera artwork in the world, friends. There simply ain’t. Thankfully, the good sir continues to give. His latest little morsel is a poster for The Winter Soldier.
BRIAN TYLER is composing ‘AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON.’ I CAN DIG IT.
Maybe it’s Friday night and I’ve drank half a bottle of wine! What the fuck weight does that have in the face of THE INTERNET!? Avengers 2: Age of Ultra Guy news drops, it doesn’t matter what day of the week it is! Or your blood/alcohol level. YOU COVER THAT SHIT. Seriously though — I’m cool with this. If you can’t shake your ass to Tyler’s credits roll for Iron Man 3, I don’t know what the fuck to tell you.
Fox announces dates for ‘FANTASTIC FOUR 2’, ‘WOLVERINE’ sequel & MYSTERY MARVEL PROJECT
You know what they say. You can’t hold a flailing franchise down! I mean, fuck. Despite rumors that they may gut the entire fucking Fantastic Four corpse and start anew five months prior to filming (please keep Michael B. Jordan), Fox has already announced a date for the sequel. And the Wolverine sequel. And a “mystery” Marvel project.
David Fincher wants CHRISTIAN BALE to play Steve Jobs in biopic.
Remember that Steve Jobs flick that Aaron Sorkin was writing the script for? Don’t worry. I completely forgot about it too. You know, the sheer awesomeness that was Ashton Ketchup’s movie about Jobs vaporizing even the idea that there could be another movie about the same topic. But low and fucking behold! The Sorkin joint still exists. Fincher is directing. And get this! Christian Bale may play Jobs.
‘CAPTAIN AMERICA 3’ could feature “Psychotic 1950s Cap”
When Steve Rogers plunged his silly ass into the ocean (if you go by movie canon, agreed, okay, shut the fuck up), he didn’t just take the world’s only super soldier out of the game. He ripped a piece of glorious propaganda out of the hands of the United States to employ during the Cold War. So what is a government to do? Find another Cap! Generate a facsimile. Captain America 3 could follow more Brubaker goodness and explore what happens when the Captain America stand-in goes fucking apeshit.
‘PACIFIC RIM 2’ still a possibility. Thar be a Kaiju in me pants. Roaring.
Pacific Rim. Sort of bombed, you’re thinking? Maybe, sorta. But this is the 233rd Century, according to the Meth Head Shaman outside 7-Eleven. Boundaries are illusory, Human Consciousness is Global. Which means, he said as he picked a wart off his cock-tip, that we must consider worldwide earnings when it comes to movies.
Guys behind ‘LEGO MOVIE’ may direct ‘GHOSTBUSTERS 3’.
Phil Lord and Chris Miller are in talks to direct the third Bustin’ Ghosts (BUSTIN’ MAKES ME FEEL GOOD) flick. Is Ghostbuster 3 an appropriate homage, or in bad taste, after the passing of Harold Ramis? I’m torn. However should it get made, this stellar combination may be helm the beast.
‘INCREDIBLES 2’ is coming; Old School Pixar seems officially dead
I’m going to be able to tell my kids something. Drunken off Dew, a tumor the side of a grapefruit lodged in my skull, eyes bulging. I’ll mumble at a howl, “I remember when Pixar made original movies! Good movies! Not fucking sequels! Now fetch me my Oculus Rift! And my meds! Daddy needs to go to the Black Sun and sword fight Hiro Protagonist.”
