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Here’s a poster for Nolan’s ‘INTERSTELLAR’, plus trailer news
I have no fucking idea what to make of Interstellar. The original teaser gave nothing, purported plot leaks have something to do with a fucking corn crisis, and it stars my hero Rustin Cohle. So I’m excited, confused, moderately aroused. Business as usual. Here’s the first poster for the flick though, and some information about the upcoming trailer.
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Tarantino’s ‘THE HATEFUL EIGHT’ official poster available for purchase
The story surrounding Quentin Tarantino’s The Hateful Eight may end up being as interesting as the flick, should it ever arrive. Dude writers script. Script leaks. Dude cancels movie. Then holds live reading. Then uncanels, maybe. Now you can buy a poster from the official reading of the cancelled-uncancelled flick.
New ‘GODZILLA’ Clip: Let Them Fight!
Okay so yeah this clip pretty much confirms that there is going to be some Godzilla versus Other Big Monster Fuckers action in the new flick. And that!, my friends!, has my geek dick!, hard! (My regular dick stopped getting hard after the Slurpee Machine Accident of 1997.)
Solo ‘HULK’ movie following ‘AVENGERS 2’ says Lou Ferrigno
If the former body and current voice of the Hulk is to be believed, the Irradiated Fucker is soon going to be privileged enough to have his own flick. More than one person on the interwebs has already questioned just how tuned in Lou Ferrigno is to Marvel Movie News, but let’s indulge the rumor anyways.
‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Trailer #2: A look at all the dickheads
Here’s a second trailer for Whatever Turtle Guys Botox Lips Amy Poehler’s Ex-Husband, the movie. You can get a good look at all the turtles, plus a sick glance at how Michael Bay has stolen Batman’s reveal scene from Begins for his Turtles Extravaganza.
‘GODZILLA’ ASIA Trailer: KAIJU BIG BATTLE
So if I’m interpreting this latest gnarly trailer correctly, Godzilla is going to do a Face turn in this movie? Be relied upon to beat some Kaiju ass?
Zack Snyder officially directing ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’ for like 2018
This is a hyper NO DUH x AH DAMMIT x EH? combo. We all knew that Justice League was coming, officially. Even if Batman vs. Superman featuring Cyborg, Wonder Woman, and Everyone Else seems like Justice League, unofficially. We sort of figured that Zack Snyder would direct. Now both are confirmed, but the already circuitous route to Justice League seems even more confusing. At least to me. I am admittedly dumb.
‘BOYHOOD’ Trailer: Linklater goes Truffaut
Fucking awesome effort, this is right here. Back in the day Truffaut used actor Jean-Pierre Léaud to play one role across a series of movies starting with 400 Blows that had the character age before the camera’s eyes. Linklater has gone a bit deeper, actually filming a fucking movie across a decade+ with the same actor. I’m very really excited to see this shit.
CYBORG cast in ‘BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN.’ So, this is ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’, right?
Okay, yeah. You can call it whatever you want. Man of Douche 2. Batman vs. Superman. World’s Finest. I’m calling it – at best – Justice League. Or I’m calling it – at worst – Snyder and Goyer have no idea how to build a Universe.
Kevin Feige on how ‘ANT-MAN’ influenced ‘THE AVENGERS.’
Shh. Can you hear that? It’s subsonic vibrations vomiting down the Omnipresent Now, hinting at the reality that fucking Edgar Wright is doing an Ant-Man movie. In case you forgot. ‘Cause it’s easy to let things slip out of our meat-skulls with the relentless pop culture news cycle. But word, Ant-Man is coming folks, and here is how the movie that ain’t arrived yet influenced The Avengers.
