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‘TRANSFORMERS 4: AGE OF EXTINCTION’ Trailer: Optimus Rolls Dino Deep
Just Optimus Prime and Marky Mark. Hanging out. Broing out. Drinking beers and talking about fatherhood. Fighting robots. Facing extinction. Discussing humanity’s potential. Totally not tonally all over the place. W/E, I’m there. Day One. Chemically altered, ready to giggle.
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Harrison Ford has been offered role in ‘BLADE RUNNER’ SEQUEL
Just how many of Harrison Ford’s defining projects is the good sir going to return to? He’s doing Star Wars, he’s been hankering for Indiana Jones, and now he’s being offered the reins to Blade Runner 2.
TWO ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ Trailer Teasers: ROCKET SPEAKZ, WOAH
[Update] Not one, but two! (and if they’re counting down I assume there’s a new one coming today as well) Guardians of the Galaxy teasers. A second one has dropped featuring dumb Bradley Cooper’s voice for Rocket Raccoon.
Here’s a fucking twenty-second teaser offering from the next Guardians of the Galaxy trailer. SHOUT OUT TO GROOT, STAR-LORD’S ABS, WALKING AROUND SPACE-CITIES, AND SLOW MOTION. I cannot fucking wait for this jam.
Roberto Orci officially directing ‘STAR TREK 3.’ Aiight.
Roberto Orci is officially directing Star Trek 3. Dude’s never directed a film before. (Co)written some movies I’ve enjoyed, (co)written some movies I haven’t enjoyed. So, I am officially agnostic regarding this news. How about you folks?
‘LUCY’ INTERNATIONAL TRAILER: Free Your Mind
More Lucy nonsense-awesomeness. Here is hoping the movie is every bit as absurd, silly, and ridiculous as the trailers are making it out to be.
H.R. Giger, genius behind ‘ALIEN’ designs and more, has passed away
Even if you don’t know H.R. Giger, you totally fucking know Giger. The dude and his brilliant designs have infiltrated the pop culture psyche, and we are all the better for it. Unfortunately, the Good Sir has sloughed off his pesky mortal coil.
Revealed! BATFLECK’S SUIT and BATMOBILE. MUCH SAD.
Oh Jesus Christ. Just sadness and gray everywhere. We get it. We get it. Bat-Guy is way sad, always. What do you folks think? I’m just a little played out on the Brood and Gloom DCU. You dig it? I’m glad for you. seriously. But I’ll be getting drunk with Thor and smashing things while giggling all the while. Want all the pixels? Here it is in super high-definition.
Channing Tatum confirmed as GAMBIT for ‘X-MEN’ movies.
Channing Tatum is Gambit. Yeah, sooo. I don’t really know what to feel. I like Channing Tatum. I generally hate Gambit. The casting of one as the other confuses me. But whatever. #YOLO #MonAmi #WritingInDialectSucks
GODZILLA AWESOMENESS by BRANDON GRAHAM. You’re Welcome.
Here’s some FUCKING GODZILLA GOODNESS by OL favorite BRANDON GRAHAM. Go here for more of his madcap-genius-time.
REG E. CATHEY cast in ‘FANTASTIC FOUR’ as Dr. Franklin Storm.
Fantastic Four has found its fantastically stormy father of Sue and Johnny. Does that sentence make sense? What is sense, anyways? Let’s drink! Seriously though, cool news. Reg E. Cathey has been cast as Dr. Franklin Storm.
