I feel like I’ve been talking about this movie fucking forever. Plugging it before I was engaged, before I lived in my current apartment, before I got my teaching job. Jesus Christ. Well, I’m fucking glad! Enough about me. Let’s hold hands and delve into the surreal beauty together. Pants optional.

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The first trailer for the first animated collaboration between Disney and Marvel has dropped. The little tease is cute as fuck. Adorable as woah! Definitely outside of typical Marvel fare, and that’s perfectly awesome.

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Pretty much anything Shriow Miwa creates is gorgeous. So why wouldn’t he bring the thunder when it came to drawing the Winter Soldier crew?

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Get it! ‘Cause they’re cramming every single fucking character from the DCU into this movie for some unexplainable reason? It’s the dawn! Of Justice! League! Wait. No, no, no. It ain’t the Justice League flick. Wink. But I mean…if they’re rushing everything so much, why not just acknowledge it and title the movie fittingly. Justice League: Everybody In The Kiddie Pool Except Superman and Batman Because They’re Too *Sad* To Change Into Their Trunks. I like my title.

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We’ve got more details regarding the next Coen Brothers’ flick, Hail Caesar. The film is about a Hollywood fixer during the height of the studio system up in the Woods of Holly. As is the case with any Coen Brothers movie, I am dribbling with interest.

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This movie needs to get inside me already.

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What I really wanted to say in the title was “these Lebowski Series prints by Bubblegun are what happens when you fuck awesome in the ass”, but it was getting a bit longwinded. Which I mean, for me to say, is pretty fucking damning. I’m the Chris Claremont of fucking blog posts. Anyways! Here they are.

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Shout out to our own community member Seth for drawing this to my attention. It couldn’t be. It can’t be. I’d cry too hard. It makes too much sense. But yes! The original, unfucked, pristine Star Wars trilogy may be sauntering onto Blu-Ray? Don’t fuck around with me, Rumor Bros!

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This trailer is fucking awesome. GOOSEBUMPS + ANTICIPATION GET.

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Here’s a new Guardians of the Galaxy poster, which is clearly attempting to appeal to douchebags who aren’t immediately sold on ass-kicking sentient trees. I mean, all that serious posing! Goodness! Gracious. Eh, whatever. New trailer on Monday, so there’s that to get excited about!