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‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ Posters: Star-Lord & Drax Are Totes Buddies
EHHHH, I don’t know. I’m running out of fucking ways to describe these Guardians of the Galaxy character posters. The two final posters completing the set have been dropped, and they’re starring Andy Dwyer and some Wrestler Guy. Get some! In your soul!
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New ‘SIN CITY: A DAME TO KILL FOR’ Trailer: We’re Gonna Kill The Bad-Man!
The dialogue in Sin City: A Dame To Kill For…it’s supposed to be fucking dumb, right? I’m trying to surf that indistinguishable line between schlocky and enjoyable noir narration, and…well. A fresh batch of fecaltainment souffle.
‘SONIC THE HEDGEHOG’ getting a MOVIE. Give Me Furry Brimping Or Else
Sonic The Hedgehog is getting itself into the movie game, courtesy of Sony Pictures People. My knee jerk reaction is to shit down the back of this news’ shirt, but the Lego Movie happened and now I hesitate to talk shit. About any property being optioned. (But this is going to suck, right?) Still though. Furry. Brimping. C’mon.
‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Poster: Gamora ain’t afraid of you
New Guardians of the Galaxy character poster time! This latest one features Gamora, with a grin that says she’d sooner fucking kill you than tolerate your bullshit. I can dig it. Hit the jump for the full thing.
Marvel’s ‘Dr. Strange’ wish-list includes Cumberbatch, Hardy.
Lost awash my weekend of huffing used gym socks and playing Wolfenstein, and this week’s E3 bonanza was some more Marvel movie news. WHICH YOU WERE DYING FOR ‘CAUSE THERE HADN’T BEEN ANY IN LIKE NINE HOURS. Marvel’s wish-list for Dr. Strange has slithered out into the open, and it includes two interesting dudes.
Sigourney Weaver all up in ‘AVATAR’ sequels. As a new character.
Sigourney Weaver has been spittin’ the word that she’s returning to the Avatar Universe in the sequels for a while now. Most wondered how the fuck she would, since she died in the original flick. Like didn’t flowers eat her up and shit? Man — Avatar. That fucking movie was real, and people actually paid for it. Goodness gracious. Anyways, Jimmy Cameron found a way around her death in the original movie. Just give her a new character to portray.
GEORGE CLOONEY and JOSH BROLIN join Coen Brothers’ ‘HAIL CAESAR’
Looks like momentum is picking up on the Hail Caesar! front. The Coen Brothers’ have cast two faces familiar to their enterprises to hold it down in the upcoming flick. And frankly the amount of bonerfiying sexiness between the two of them may break me.
‘PACIFIC RIM 2’ script is being written! Del Toro and Zak Penn helming it
Pacific Rim 2 may not be definitely happening, but at the very least it’s going to have a script. Del Toro is working on the Rim’s sequel with Zak Penn, who you may recognize from somehow being a contributor on for both X3 and The Avengers. So here’s hoping his work on the movie is far more Avengers, far less “I’m the Juggernaut, bitch!” references.
Restored ‘The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari’ Trailer: Express Yourself More Clearly!
Express yourself more clearly! Get it?! Seeing that The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari is classic German Expressionist cinema? And it’s been restored? OH WHATEVER FUCK. This movie is fantastic. If you haven’t seen it, Double Fuck You!, with a side of apologies for my crudeness.
PEYTON REED (‘BRING IT ON’, ‘YES MAN’) directing ‘ANT-MAN.’
Ant-Man didn’t just fall off the Director’s Cliff. It suffered multiple compound fractures before breaking its back on the cold, hard floor of reality.
