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‘The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1’ Teaser: Jack Bauer’s Dad Blathers
Here’s a teaser for the absurdly long-titled The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1: Episode 2, Codex A. Yeesh. That’s a title. Anyways. Here’s the teaser. It’s basically just Jack Bauer’s Dad talking about how radical Panem is, while the Peter Guy crosses his hands and pretends not to notice the Old Guy Smell wafting off of Sutherland’s rot-tooth, mouth-gorge after every boring proclamation.
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New ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ Empire Magazine Covers Show Off The Heroes and Villains
Couple of covers from the new Empire magazine are sporting the heroes and villains from Guardians of the Galaxy. What the fuck else do I need to say? Check them out! Or don’t!
‘PREDATOR’ getting REBOOTED by Shane Black? F**k yes.
Looks like Shane Black has found his next landing spot after helming Iron Man 3 last year. The son of a bitch appears set to tackle a Predator reboot. And while I’d generally roll my eyes at the premise, it’s hard to deny Black’s talent.
‘TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES’ Trailer #2: DUBSTEPPING ON YOUR CHILDHOOD’S THROAT
I’m going to level with you. I came up with the title before I watched the trailer because of Internet descriptions. Because you know what? This actually looks like it may be really fun in a completely dumb, absurd sort of way. I’m wavering on this flick, yo. WAVERING. Like. I know it looks dumb as sin. But maybe that’s okay?
Edgar Ramirez maybe/possibly in talks for ‘DR. STRANGE’ role. Plus! Leto Update.
I must scream ignorance when it comes to Edgar Ramirez. According to his IMDB profile, I’ve seen him in Zero Dark Thirty. I just can’t recall him. However, Ramirez has lit the Rumor Mill Torch and sent it screaming down the halls of pop culture today. The actor said in a recent interview that he is talking about playing a role in Dr. Strange. Whatever the fuck that means. Oh! And in case your gossip gullet wasn’t completely full with probably baseless rumor, how about some more Jared Leto speculation! TOO?!
Nathan Fillion has cameo in ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.’ Ain’t Nova.
Internet was awash this weekend in rumors that Nathan Fillion had a cameo in Guardians of the Galaxy. And that the cameo would set up his role as Nova down the line. Apparently reality is splitting the difference on this rumor.
Rumor: ‘ANT-MAN’ Villain Revealed. (No, it’s not Kevin Feige.)
GET IT?! Cause Feige is the dude who is maybe-probably-purportedly responsible for ordering the Thousand Cuts of Death script tweak that sent Edgar Wright walking from Ant-Man. Ahhh, fuck me. Anyways. Here’s the villain of the movie. Maybe.
Rumor: First BATFLECK solo movie dropping in 2019
When is the first Batfleck solo movie dropping? Apparently 2019, which will mark it as a staggering nine fucking years since The Dark Guy Survives An Atomic Bomb.
‘PROMETHEUS’ writer handling ‘DR. STRANGE. Plus JARED LETO as the Doctor?
Oh god. Prometheus. Oh lord. Not only does it exist and it happened and I paid for it, but now it’s threatening to infect the Marvel Movie Universe. The writer of the movie’s first draft is now tackling Dr. Strange. Here’s hoping the Blight on the Face of The Alien Franchise happened after the good sir contributed his draft. I’m staring hatefully at you, Damon Lindelof.
‘STAR TREK 3’ dropping in 2016. So is ‘TRANSFORMERS 5’…and ‘HANSEL AND GRETEL 2’?!
That Trekkin’ Stars‘ third flick has a release date, with Paramount announcing a cavalcade of 2016 releases. Cool! And stuff! However as much as I am excited (?) to see Roberto Orci’s directorial debut, I’m more staggered at the fact that there’s a Hansel and Gretel 2 in the works. I never saw the film, but I just sort of assumed it was a turd-splash in the vomit-pot.
