#Movies
RDJ on ‘Iron Man 4’ is pretty much like, “If it doesn’t suck, I’m in”
You know, I thought RDJ was pretty convincing last year when he made it seem like he was getting out of the Iron Man game after Avengers…3? But at the same time, my cynical thought was “If they kiss his ass and throw truck-fuck-loads of money at him, he’ll return.” It seems that my cynicism will win out.
(Or is it pragmatism?)
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Edgar Wright’s next film is probably ‘Baby Driver’
Okay, okay, okay. Let’s all move on from whining about Edgar Wright’s departure. Let’s all say the Serenity Prayer, burn our pre-made Ant-Man t-shirts, and look towards the future. ‘Cause that is what Edgar Wright is seemingly doing. And it’s what he’d want from us. (On top of burning our Ant-Man t-shirts.)
Geoff Johns: DC’s TV and Movie Universes ain’t the same thing
Geoff Johns has come out and confirmed what I kind of assumed to be obvious: DC’s movie and television universes are not one entity. Which really smacks of a good thing for those of you who enjoy The Green Arrow Guy and are anticipating Flashman. Keep that Snyder and Goyer cynicism far away from your beloved bitties.
The Rock pretty much confirms he’s playing Shazam in DC Cinematic Universe
The Rock! Finest actor of our generation. Humanitarian. Hard throb. Greatest wrestler ever. And now Shazam. (Or Black Adam). I am sprung.
Marvel announces all their f**king release dates through 2019
Looks like if Justice League: Ain’t Nobody New In Town doesn’t want to compete directly with Marvel, they won’t be able to claim release date ignorance. The House of Ideas has dropped their Cinematic Schedule straight through fuckin’ 2019. Goddamn, 2019. I’ll be bald, fat, wedded, prone to leaky nipples, and probably have a kid. The future is going to be fun. But it’s also going to be fucking terrifying.
The ‘Uncharted’ flick will start shooting in early 2015
The Uncharted movie is one of those projects that’s talked about so fucking often, in so many contradictory ways, that I’ve sort of just tuned it out. So color me surprised to hear that the film will begin shooting in early 2015. ‘Cause frankly I had completely forgotten that it had even found a director.
‘Big Hero 6’ Trailer: We Jumped Out A Window!
Man. I know nothing about the Big Hero 6 source material upon which this movie is based. It’s like — Marvel, right? Are there six heroes? The fuck is the number for? Google it, you say? YEAH OKAY KNOW IT ALL. What I do know is that this shit looks adorable as fuck.
GEEKGASM: First look at ULTRON + MORE in ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’
Well stuff my fucking ass with wonder while I scream “Daddy Odinson”, this shit is the glory. Entertainment Weekly has dropped a whole cavalcade of Avengers: Age of Ultron info and images. And oh baby – are they making me squirt.
Kurt Russell: Tarantino’s ‘The Hateful Eight’ may shoot in early 2015
Kurt Russell. Don’t fucking tease me, brolo. Don’t be running your gorgeous, Plisskenian lips about a new Tarantino joint if you don’t mean it. If it ain’t substantiated. ‘Cause telling me the filming may begin in early 2015 got my balls a-flutter.
‘Hunger Games’ Viral Teaser #2: The KatnissJay Ain’t Dead
Fuck if I posted the first Mockingjay teaser, I might as well post the second one. This one lets the world of Bread know that the MockingLady ain’t anything but dead. Totally cutting into President Sutherland’s address.
