#Movies
‘The Report’ Trailer: Adam Driver uncovers the secret of the US government’s Post-9/11 torture program
Jesus fuck, I was just thinking about this movie last night! I was fucking watching Zero Days, a pretty fantastic documentary about the Stuxnet virus. And I was like, oh yeah speaking of shady United States behavior, when is The Report dropping? And, now! We got a new trailer.
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‘The Matrix 4’ is happening with Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss. Lana Wachowski is writing and directing. Like, woah.
The Matrix 4 is happening! Woah. With Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss! Double woah. As well, Lana Wachowski is writing and directing. Triple woah, dudes.
‘Antlers’ Trailer: This Del Toro-produced jam takes us into a haunting-ass cave. And I’m ready.
Here’s the trailer for Antlers. Directed by Scott Cooper, and produced by Guillermo Del Toro. Seemingly, dude has produced yet another dope-ass horror movie. What’s going on in this preview? I have no fucking idea, but I’m stoked.
‘Bond 25’ is officially titled ‘No Time To Die’ which is no better or worse than any other Bond title, IMO
Bond 25 is really happening, friends. Like, feels as though it’s been in development for fucking ever. The latest proof that not seriously the movie is happening? It’s got an official fucking title. No Time To Die! Sure!
Steven Soderbergh’s next movie ‘Let Them All Talk’ is heading to HBO Max. Gotta love them streaming wars, eh?
Motherfucking Steven Soderbergh! Grossly underappreciated. Or maybe not, I don’t fucking know. What do I know? I dig the dude. In fact, his quietly-released Netflix movie High Flying Bird is one of my faves of 2019. Bro said he was gonna retire, and then just sort of continued on as prolific as forever. Now, said dude is taking his talents to HBO Max. Aiight, aiight. Thanks in advance for your login, Dad.
‘Birds of Prey’ getting new action sequences courtesy of ‘John Wick’ director. This is ineffably fucking awesome, dudes
As far as I’m concerned, Chad Stahelski is directing the best action sequences right now in American cinema. Like, fuck yeah. So, bringing the dude in to punch-up Birds of Prey? Hachi Machi.
‘Mortal Kombat’ reboot adds ‘Black Mirror’ actor Ludi Lin as Liu Kang. Should we be stoked for this movie yet? Or nah?
I want to be excited for the Mortal Kombat movie. Like, a lot. Are they ever going to top Christopher Lambert as Raiden? Of course not. But the casting for this shit seems to be shaping up so far. First, it was The Raid star Joe Taslim as Sub-Zero. And now? Black Mirror actor Ludi Lin as Liu Kang.
Edgar Wright’s next movie ‘Last Night In Soho’ is dropping September 25, 2020. Goddamn, that’s a wait!
A good goddamn, Last Night In Soho ain’t dropping until September of 2020. I mean. Motherfucker, are we ever being asked to wait for Edgar Wright’s next flick. That said, you know. I’ll make its arrival all the more special. Right?
‘Venom 2’ is going to be directed by Andy Serkins and hey whatever it can’t be worse than the first, right?
Venom was fucking bad, dude. Like, way bad. But at the same time? It was oddly entertaining. The sort of B-Movie I can fuck with heavily. Which means I was going to see the sequel anyways, but hey! Adding Andy Serkis as the director can’t hurt. It can’t possibly hurt.
Report: ‘The Batman’ eyeing ‘BlacKkKlansman’ star John David Washington for key role. This is 100% fucking gnarly, dudes
John David Washington in The Batman? Sign me the fuck up. Dude was fantastic in BlacKkKlansman, and it seems like his star is deservedly on the rise.
