#Movies
First Official Look: The Vision from ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’
This is (maybe, sort of, potentially) a first look at Vision from Avengers: Age of Ultron. All is predicated on whether or not this image of a poster for the flick is legitimate. So you’ve eaten the fucking caveat! If it turns out to be bogus I don’t want to hear any grousing. You’ve been warned.
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‘The Hateful Eight’ shooting next January. Opening in 70mm in Fall 2015!
The Hateful Eight news! The Hateful Eight news! Motherfuckin’ Film That Wasn’t Going To Be is officially shooting in January. How is that for a turnaround? And it’s opening in theaters in mofuckin’ 70mm.
Dwayne “THE ROCK” Johnson is officially Black Adam
Oh! You think it’s been quiet around here? It has! Oh! You thought I wouldn’t find the time in this first week of classes to talk about THE ROCK?! EGG ON YOUR FACE, PLEBS.
‘Jump Street’ directors are rebooting ‘The Greatest American Hero’
Most of the articles covering this story are going with “LEGO Movie directors” in their headline. But I ain’t! I’m talking about the fucking Jump Street directors. Which, uh, are the same people. Chris Miller and Phil Lord. The two talented fuckers are once again teaming up, and this time they’re tackling The Greatest American Hero.
Joaquin Phoenix totally close to being named ‘Doctor Strange’
It appears that Joaquin Phoenix is going to continue keeping it strange. Doctor Strange!, that is! (I HATE MYSELF AND MY WRITING.) Some time ago this summer (depending when/where you exist within the space-time continuum) it was announced that Phoenix was going to be nabbing the role of Marvel’s Mystic. Then! Silence. Murmurs. Now! Confirmation.
Warner Bros. is like “NO JOKES” in new DC comic book movies
If you believe the Echo Chamber, Warner Bros. has mandated that new DC comic book movies have no jokes. No jokes! This rumor-factoid-whatever has been going around the next for the past couple of days. At first it seemed too ludicrous to warrant reporting on, but the fucking thing has persisted. So yeah. Here we are.
New ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ images feature Hawkguy, Banner, The Twins
Want several new images from Avengers: Age of Ultron? Of course you do. Or maybe you don’t. I don’t know you very well. But you have a nice smile, and I think your day is going to be a-okay.
‘Gone Girl’ TV Spot: I Better Learn My Wife’s Blood Type
I’m pretty sure in this TV spot for Gone Girl, the fact that Batman doesn’t know his wife’s blood type is used against him. Like, to prove he’s a murderer or something? Anyways, I’m pretty excited for this movie.
‘Interstellar’ IMAX TV Spot: 2014 goes 2001
Summer is over. My system has ingested about as much Guardians of the Galaxy as it can handle (and then some, five viewings!). This means that it is time for me to begin gazing into the Fall and Winter release schedule. A schedule that holds a movie particularly kind to my crotch: Interstellar. Here’s a new TV IMAX spot.
Matthew McConaughey wanted for ‘The Stand’ adaptation
Matthew McCottonCandy is wanted for a long-ass film adaptation of the The Stand, playing the bad guy. I don’t know anything about the movie, other than People Seem To Like It, and I Should Probably Read It. So I don’t really know what to make of this casting news.
