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‘Doctor Strange’ coming to theaters Summer 2016

Dr. Strange.

Doctor Strange! Totally has a director. Totally-totally-probably has a lead actor in Joaquin Phoenix. Totally-totally-probably has a Summer 2016 release date, too.

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New ‘Interstellar’ poster dares us to go beyond

Dare bro dare.

It’s the dregs of the movie circuit right now. Ain’t much coming out, ain’t much catching my eye. So I’m glomming onto anything that portents of better times ahead this year. Like a new poster for Interstellar.

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‘The Hunger Games: Mockingjay’ Trailer: Katniss rages against the machine

Catnip

Catnip Evergreen and Gail Force Wind are all up in this trailer for The Hungry Games: Mockingbird. Shooting down planes and shit. I’m down. I’m diggin’ it. Vibin’. Bein’ a choad.

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‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ gets (unsurprising) plot synopsis

AGE OF ULTRON

Are you like me? Hungry for any morsel of Avengers: Age of Ultron news? Well, here. Gobble up this official plot synopsis from Disney. It’s pretty much everything the Internet has already figured out, but it makes for a momentary indulgence.

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James Franco bringing Palahniuk’s ‘Rant’ to the movie screen

Rant.

Palahniuk’s Rant is frankly — fucking brilliant. And frankly, and I am loathe to use this term usually — seemingly unfilmmable. So while part of me is excited another book by My Favorite is making it to the big screen, the rest of me is a high-pitched, piano wire screech of barely audible anxiety.

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‘The Hunger Games: Mockingjay’ Trailer Teaser: Love Kills

Mockingjay

Here’s a teaser for the trailer which is in itself will be a teaser for Mockingjay. I find myself oddly excited for the next Hunger Games movie. Like, I won’t defend the books or the movies to the hilt by any means. But they’re a nice yearly distraction, and they fulfill my blunt-object social commentary/Dystopian fix for a minute or two.

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Snyder reveals official look at Batmobile from ‘Batman v Superman’

Zack Snyder

I’ll give it up to Snyder. He is like the opposite of Jar Jar Abrams or whatever. Dick-Lords leak pictures of his Batmobile? He ain’t going to sit around and let that low-quality bullshit build “intrigue”, nah. Mystery. Not even. He’s going to drop an official look. Let it rub against our geek prostate. Cooing to us.

After the jump.

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Leaked! – The Batmobile from ‘Batman v Superman’

Dawn of Justice

Unlike most of my venomous, emotionally erratic posts about Batman vs Superman, Feat: Zack Snyder vs Good Filmmaking, I’m not going to be hatin’ in this one. Nope! Not at all. I’m just here to show you some pictures of the new Batmobile that have leaked. And if you’d fucking believe it, I actually sort of dig it.

Potential spoilers lay beyond the JUMP, BROS.

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Rumor: Drax The Destroyer holding down big role in ‘Avengers 3’

DRAX!

I fucking love the people who Guard the Galaxy movie. And while a lot of what I love about the movie was things I expected, I never anticipated loving Drax as much as I did. So if Marvel wants to stuff him (and frankly *all* the Guardians) into Avengers 3? Yes please.

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‘Top Gun 2’ writer is the dude who upcoming ‘Jungle Book’

Top Gun!

Don’t worry, Bros. We’re still going to be able to get good and oiled-up. Play a second round of volleyball. Enjoy a second round of America, Fuck Yeah! After going silent for a bit after the passing of Tony Scott, the Top Gun sequel is gaining traction.

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