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‘Interstellar’ TV Spots: More Space, More Plot, Moar Excite~!!!
Here’s a goddamn cornicopia of Interstellar TV spots. And yet I can’t bring myself to watch them for some reason despite being a complete spoiler whore. I’m privileging the sanctity of a Nolan Flick plot over Episode VII? Avengers 2? Weird (internal) world. Anyways here are the TV spots if you’re so inclined. (And just posting them here pretty much guarantees I’ll cave.)
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Rumor: ‘Avengers 3’ going to be split into two movies. Makes sense.
Avengers 3 is going to be a big, frothy, gushing, ass-clenching, vision-blowing climax orgasming out of the gooey guts of Marvel’s Pleasure Organs. The culmination of their entire cinematic endeavor so far. To the point where I’m wondering, “Where the fuck do they go from there?” So it makes sense that this flick will be two-movies, seeing as almost every “Trilogy” these days sees its final installment split into two.
‘Inherent Vice’ Trailer: A Glorious Drug-Fueled Detective Tale
I haven’t read Inherent Vice. Let me get that out of the way. I haven’t. I just haven’t. So if I’m way off on my upcoming assertion, yeah whatever. But watching the trailer for this flick, it seems like Paul Thomas Anderson by way of the Coen Brothers. And I mean that in the absolutely best way possible. Sign me up.
‘Big Hero 6’ Trailer #2: Diagnosis Puberty
Here’s a second trailer for Big Hero 6. It combines humor, heart (wicked heahhhht, kehd), and fluffy robotics for maximum gain.
Bryan Singer coming back for ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’, and laughing in my face
I spent a considerable amount of time running up to Days of Future Past talking shit about the movie, and specifically about its director. So defenders of the movie from the jump, fart right in my mouth. I’ll let you. ‘Cause I enjoyed it. Ain’t too proud to admit it. And then take a victory lap with complimentary flick of my balls with your finger(s) of choice, as a means of celebrating Singer’s return of the next flick.
‘Star Trek 3’ could see Shatner and Nimory reunite. C’mon man.
Were you fist-pumping about the possibility that the third Star Trek flick in the rebooted-whatever universe may forge its own identity? Separated from J.J. “Homage Is All I Know” Abrams, the film could stop wanking off lore and create its own mythos? Well, you might want to put the fist down.
Rumor: Tarantino wants Viggo Mortensen for ‘The Hateful Eight’
Total yes please moment. Quinny Taran-Tino apparently wants Viggio Morganstein for his upcoming flick The Hateful Eight. I’m down like a clown for this sort of casting.
‘Deadpool’ movie with Ryan Reynolds f**king greenlit! Winter 2016
That Deadpool test footage we were all getting juicy in the groin over seems to have done its job. After years of talkin’ about the fucking adaptation as though it were the White Whale, Deadpool is finally getting a movie. Officially and shit.
Killer Art: Joaquin Phoenix as Doctor Strange
AndrewSS straight killing it with this fan art. Like, I was already sold. Now I’m jacked+pumped, and trying to douse a magical circle in Diet Dew and summon Cthulhu. Hit the jump for the full glory.
‘Her’ and ‘Interstellar’ cinematographer shooting Mendes’ ‘Bond 24’
Say what you will about Skyfall, I think we can at least agree it was fucking beautiful. So when word came out that cinematographer Roger Deakins wouldn’t return for Bond 24, frowns were understandable. However! Perhaps dry those tears, folks. ‘Cause a wonderful replacement has been found.
