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Woah: Robert Downey Jr. joining ‘Captain America 3’, movie will start Marvel’s ‘Civil War’
Robert Downey Jr. is going to be in Captain America 3. And if the tea leaves are to be believed the movie is going kick-off the MCU version of Marvel’s Civil War. Well! Looks like I was TOTALLY FUCKING RIGHT about Marvel’s Civil War push next year being about tying into an MCU version of the event. Truthfully, nothing’s been proven definitively. But my dick is small and my mind is shot and I need victories in my life.
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Dave (f**king DRAX) Bautista cast as ‘Bond 24’ villain
Good for fucking Dave Bautista, man. Dude was one of the biggest surprises in Guardians of the Galaxy for me, proving to be more than an ass-kicking wunderkind. Then news broke that he’s going to be all up in Avengers 3. And now the dude is going to be holding it down as the villain in Bond 24. Wonderful news for the Beefy One.
Rumor: Brainiac is totally villain in ‘Justice League’ movie
Who is going to be the Big Bad that galvanizes the superheroes of the DCU into one hot, throbbing package? If you believe this rumor — Brainiac.
‘LEGO Movie’ Batman is getting his own spin-off movie.
The incarnation of Batman from LEGO Movie is getting his own spin-off flick. How do I feel about this wonderful ancillary character being spun-off into his own movie? I’m not really sure.
All-female ‘Ghostbusters’ getting reboot script from ‘The Heat’ writer
A Ghostbusters reboot is officially coming. And it’s got some talent behind it. Not only is the movie going to be helmed by Paul Feig, but it is getting a script from the writer of The Heat.
Jennifer Jason Leigh is female lead in Tarantino’s ‘The Hateful Eight’
The Hateful Eight continues to gain shape, form, substance. As much as a film can have shape, form, substance if not a single frame has been shot. Tha latest development conjuring this Movie into Reality? The flick has landed its first official cast member, with Jennifer Jason Leigh being announced as the female lead.
‘Tomorrowland’ Teaser Trailer: You Wanna Go?
Here’s the first teaser trailer for Tomorrowland. And goddamn it — I don’t want to like it. I want to pry apart my cynical butt cheeks and spew textual scat-bile over Damon Lindelof’s smug face. I want to. But fuck if this first trailer didn’t intrigue me. Ah fuck. I guess I’ll just wait for the actual movie to let me down. And even if I do like it, I’ll just accredit that to the talented Brad Bird behind the camera. YOU CAN’T WIN WITH ME LINDELOF, YOU CAN’T.
‘Iron Man 4’ confirmed by Robert Downey Jr; STARK RAVING AWESOME
Well. I guess us Marvel Fanboys can call off the midnight incantations. The blood-letting, the sacrifices of small rodents and meandering children. Iron Man 4 is happening.
Oh God My Gooey Junk: Spider-Man may join Marvel Cinematic Universe. PERMISSION TO LOSE F**KING MIND
I’m not going to get TOO FUCKING PUMPED about this news. Because a similar shade of rumor popped up around the release of Avengers. But oh dearest me, if Sony can swing some sort of money-slicked deal with Marvel to make this work, my dick is your battering ram.
Martin Donovan has jointed ‘Ant-Man’ in “totally important role”
Fuck if I am familiar with Martin Donovan. But apparently the dude is joining Ant-Man: Don’t Call It A Wright Flick in some sort of important role. Okay! All right! Can you believe this movie is actually going to be fucking premiering less than a year from now? Pray. Join me, fellow Marvel Fanboys. Pray to the Old Gods and New.
