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Watch: First ‘Ant-Man’ footage. Plus ‘Age of Ultron’ behind the scenes
It’s Ant-Man footage! Sort of! Not really! It’s Avengers: Age of Ultron behind the scenes shit! Featuring Scarlet Witch who seems very, very, very fucking awesome.
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Junkie XL scoring Batman segments of ‘Batman v. Superman’ with Hans Zimmer
Junkie XL doing some of the Batman v. Superman score? Makes sense. He’s the auditory equivalent of the OFFENSIVELY STYLISH AND BOOM-POW Zack Snyder. But I ain’t complaining. If there’s one thing 300: Rise of an Empire gave us, it was Eva Green. If there’s a second thing that 300: Rise of Fuck-Fighting gave us, it was Junkie XL’s pretty ridiculous score. But I dug it.
‘Chappie’ Trailer: The Mind behind ‘District 9’ goes robo-comedic
Truth be told: I’m at work and I can’t watch this trailer. But I really want to. Double truth be told: I thought Elysium was raw ass. But I’m willing to forgive and forget that movie’s existence. C’mon Neill Blomkamp. Fucking wow me.
‘Furious 7’ Trailer: Daddy’s Gotta Go To Work
Furious 7 trailer straight to the fucking dome. Featuring uppercuts, drag races, shotguns, cars being dropped out of planes, and most importantly –The Rock. All the sort of shit we demand. And this franchise provides. I cannot wait.
‘Episode VII’ Non-News: Flick has one action scene shot in IMAX
BEEN A FUCKING MINUTE, EH? I’ve been ruining this site with so much Marvel Movie Coverage that I almost went a week without talking about my other site-ruining obsession. Star Wars. Well don’t celebrate yet, Non-Existent Readers. ‘Cause we got ourselves some Episode VII non-news.
‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Extended Trailer: Cap Is Sort Of Worthy
Last week Hydra leaked the Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer that was supposed to shown during this week’s Agents of SHIELD. Not to be deterred by the bad guys, Marvel announced they would reveal even more footage during AoS. Or maybe it’s not to be deterred from trying to draw eyes to the dying show. (Listen, I like the show. But the numbers ain’t great.) Either way — here’s the extended trailer they dropped.
Jordan Peele writing and directing horror flick, ‘Get Out’
Key & Peele is like, my favorite fucking thing going lately. Completely obsessed with their absurd humor, funny wigs, and cultural insight. However, when I think of them, I definitely don’t think “writing and directing horror flicks.” But that’s exactly what Jordan Peele is doing.
Leaked: ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ teaser trailer
Here’s a leak of the Avengers: Infinity War teaser trailer that Marvel dropped today. Total bootleg quality shit. Ain’t supposed to be seen. I ain’t supposed to show post it, I suppose. But. Yeah hey whatever. ‘Cause when you have like thirteen visitors on your site you don’t really sweat hosting this kind of stuff. #YOLOFINITY
Praise Be: ‘Lego Movie’ directors returning to write ‘Lego Movie 2’
The Lego Movie was goddamn fantastic. And while there are myriad reasons for the movie kicking ass, Phil Lord and Chris Miller are objectively 75% of those reasons. So the idea that they’re returning to write and produce the second one has me (once again improbably) excited for the flick.
Marvel movie madness: ‘Captain Marvel’, ‘Black Panther’, ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ and more announced
Goddamn insanity broke out today while I was at work. Marvel went ahead and just dropped their entire fucking Phase Three schedule. From the glorious Captain Marvel to motherfucking Avengers: Infinity War. I say goddamn! Enough to nearly break my dick as I squirmed in my seat. Left adrift from my computer, maddeningly refreshing Feedly on my phone. So yeah! you’ve already read about all this fucking shit already. (And if you haven’t, all the details after the break.) LET’S USE THIS VENUE FOR FLUID FLINGING AND MUCH EXCITE.
