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‘Terminator: Genisys’ Trailer: Cybored? Cyboredom? #Bailout
Fucking just posted a teaser for this and now the real trailer drops. Here, here’s the trailer for Terminator: Syga Genesisys
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Jean-Claude Van Damme returning for ‘Kickboxer’ remake as co-star
What is old is new is old is new is old is fucking Van Damme again. The man himself, JCVD, is returning for the remake of one of his more important flicks. I know, you’re saying, aren’t they all fucking important? Agreed, agreed. So I’ll specify: Kickboxer.
DC announces ‘Suicide Squad’ Cast: Will Smith, Jared Leto, Tom Hardy, and more. F**king crazy~
Man. I like, I don’t know anything about DC’s Suicide Squad. But the cast for the movie has been announced and it is fucking crazy. Like, off-the-walls, babbling incoherently, vomiting gleefully on your Nana crazy. And I mean that in a good way.
‘Evangelion’ TV series coming to Blu-Ray. Remastered as f**k
Evangelion. One of my many sources for being a whiny, existentially angsty douche during my teenage years. Long have I longed to watch it again in high-definition, on a piece of modern technology. Cause like, the remake movies sort of suck, and I miss it. The time!, the time has come.
‘Bond 24’ News: Title and cast revealed on Thursday, shooting begins next Monday
In a world of ever-expansive media hype, it takes more and more to garner the ocular-mush plates of us pop culture whores. We must be herded, constantly, like fucking goats. So it’s come down to this, and I’m wallowing in it like a pig and shit: announcements that announcements are coming.
DC’s ‘Suicide Squad’ News: Jared Leto in final talks for Joker, film will shoot in Toronto
I don’t know why, but the idea of Jared Leto playing The Joker does the seemingly impossible for me. It makes me actually care about something going on in the DC cinematic universe. I know — I know — I’m probably alone.
Gah: ‘Blade Runner 2’ shooting in 2015. Ridley Scott not directing.
Ridley Scott really hasn’t done much for me since 1999, and he certainly didn’t do anything for me with Prometheus. So while I’m stoked that he isn’t directing Blade Runner 2, I’m sort of bummed it exists at all. Though, who knows. Maybe fresh blood, fresh take, fresh batch of enjoyment? #KeepinThatPMA
Oscar Isaac cast in ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’ as the titular villain
Oscar Isaac is going BIG TIME, BRO. Not only is he in the upcoming Wars of Stars Flick, but apparently he’s going to be kicking muties’ asses in the next X-Men installment.
‘Jurassic World’ Official Trailer: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
This trailer. Dinosaurs? Dope. Fucking around stupidly with genetics? Dope. Chris Pratt’s lines? Eh. Goddamn, though. Looks like it’s going to be a hell of a butthole-clencher.
‘Bond 24′ Rumor: Christoph Waltz is playin’ classic villain Blofeld
I’m about to show what an ignorant turd-huffer I am when it comes to Bond. There are rumors that Christoph Waltz is going to be playing Blofeld, who is a classic villain from the franchise. Anddd…I don’t know the dude.
