#Movies
Ridley Scott: Ford called ‘Blade Runner 2’ script “best thing ever”
According to Ridley Scott, Harrison Ford found the Blade Runner 2 script the “best thing ever omfg wow!” or something. ‘Cause like, you know Scott would totally report, “I sent him the script and he found it to be cindering dog shit.”
Sony Hack: ’22 Jump Street’ sequel could team-up with “Men In Black’
It’s 12:09 on Thursday morning. That means this particular morsel of Sony Leakgate has been out for a day. Or roughly 3,000,000 years in Internet Time. BUT FUCK IT. I RUN THIS ROOST. And this roost wants to talk about the absurd glory that would be this team-up movie.
Marvel and Sony discussed Spider-Man for ‘Captain America: Civil War’, Sony blew it up.
Sony, who can’t see to do fucking anything right according to all the treasure troves of leaked emails, rebuffed Marvel’s advances regarding their arachnid superhero. Despite burying Parker in the fucking melange of fecal matter, peppered with bits of corn and overwrought sentiment known as Amazing Spider-Man 2, Sony didn’t see the obvious benefit that would befall their franchise should Spider-Man appear in a legitimate Marvel movie.
‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ Trailer: Fire & Blood
This movie looks to be out of its fucking mind. Like, the visuals alone will carry the flick to glory if it can deliver even a semblance of a fucking coherent plot.
‘Inherent Vice’ Trailer: Paranoia-Laden Nose Picking
Can this movie just come out now? Maybe? Please?
Roberto Orci ain’t directing ‘Star Trek 3’, Edgar Wright might
Well, here’s a way to get me to give a shit about a post-Star Trek Into Darkness movie. Snap Edgar Wright’s name on the director’s chair.
Official: Ryan Reynolds is Deadpool
Ryan Reynolds is officially up in the Deadpool movie. Which, like, was to be expected. Right? And this is all dope and shit, but my concern with this movie surrounds the script. Namely, the idea that it could be PG-13.
Laurie Greasley’s Force Awakens x Akira art wins
Laurie Greasley rules. This artwork rules.
Official: Benedict Cumberbatch is Doctor Strange.
It’s official, folks. Boringface Cucumbersandwich has landed the lead in Doctor Strange. Make of that what you will.
‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Artwork: Check out new look at The Vision
Ya’ll want a great look at The Vision from Avenging Folks: Age of the Ultronics? Some sexy promo artwork giving a glimpse at the robro? Then hit the fucking jump! This ain’t a clickbait scheme, I just imagine some folks don’t want him ruined yet.