#Movies
Leaked: Ultron and The Vision’s origins courtesy of ‘Age of Ultron’ promo materials
DAMN, MARVEL-SON! Lock up your shit. Or at least get Ted, the Marketing Intern, to handle his shit. Surely you didn’t want Ultron and The Vision’s origins leaking out through misplaced fucking promotional materials.
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New ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Promo Art: Grapplin’ with the Hulk and Robots
Here’s a slurry of new Avenging Folk: Epoch of Ultron promo art. Featuring the Hulk and Hulkbuster totally grapplin’, The Odin-Son fucking up all sorts of Ultron drones, and the Big Bad holding some sort of orb. Get pumped (or don’t), this movie has never been closer.
First Look: Yellowjacket’s suit from Marvel’s ‘Ant-Man’
I don’t know. Does anyone give a shit about this? I feel like I should. But I don’t. Hey it’s a picture of a villain’s suit. Some villain I don’t know. But is that more about me, or more about the lame fucking villain? Is he even lame? Am I just ignorant? Fuck, yo, I don’t know.
Vin Diesel pretty much confirms he’s in Marvel’s ‘Inhumans’
Vin Diesel. Continues teasing his involvement in Inhumans. The latest is a pretty fucking egregious Facebook message and image. Like either he’s lost his mind and is trying to pressure Marvel into giving him the role, or they’re just letting him run the movie’s Hype Machine for a bit.
‘Everly’ Trailer: Salma Hayek x ‘The Raid’
Well, this trailer came out of nowhere for me. It’s got some seriously appreciable elements. Salma Hayek. Shoulder-mounted rockets. Salma Hayek killing tons of yakuza. Said yakuza hanging out in their underwear. Yep.
Dope Fan Art: Benedict Cumberbatch as Doctor Strange
None other than the director of Doctor Strange, Scott Derrickson, tweeted out this dope fan art. Maybe Cumby-Bund won’t be half bad.
Justin Lin directing ‘Star Trek 3.’ F**k yeah.
Justin Lin rules. Star Trek 3 needs a talented director with a knack for bringing the energy to an ensemble. The combo fits.
‘Knight of Cups’ Trailer: No One Cares About Reality Anymore
Oh dip! Terrence Malick rocking the dark, debauched tip with his typical cinematic beauty. Sign me up, good sir.
Maybe: Jeff Nichols directing ‘Aquaman’
You shall not forget the fucking KING OF THE SEA ANIMALS. So here’s a friendly reminder. There’s an Aquaman movie coming, and it may be directed by a legitimately talented dude. (I.E: someone other than Zack Snyder. #Whatever, #LOL.)
Marvel could get Spidey movie rights back; these are their plans if they should
Man. Fuck the Sony Hackers. Not because I’m like, morally opposed to their actions. I don’t have many morals. But rather, the DATA STREAMS this weekend were unrelenting in their coverage. So I stuffed another taco in my mouth and said, “fuck it, I’ll cover the Spidey news on Monday.” And here we are. Here we are.
