#Movies
‘Chappie’ UK Trailer: Mullet Wolverine f**king hates robots
Sweet drizzled tits! Chappie is dropping in March? That’s fucking soon. Despite my disappointed with Elysium, I can’t help but be stoked for this new joint by Blomkamp. His themes are dope, and his visuals are fucking out of control.
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*Shrug* – ‘Avatar’ sequels delayed, ain’t going to drop until 2017
Avatar sucks, in my overly-caffeinated, poorly-constructed opinion. But like, a lot of people liked it. Or did like it. Or maybe saw it. So these people may be disappointed to know the trifecta of shit-sequels won’t start dropping until 2017.
Godard’s ‘Alphaville’ being remade by ‘Twin Peaks’ cinematographer
Godard’s Alphaville is a pretty sparse, but radical gnarly gnarly science-fiction from the Way Back machine. Not one I hear spoken about often, and certainly one I didn’t expect to be remade.
Fincher, Affleck, and Gillian Flynn remaking ‘Strangers On A Train’
Ben Affleck, David Fincher, and Gillian Flynn are remaking Strangers On A Train. That’s right. The whole posse from that Gone Baby Girl Girl Gonehood flick teaming up once again.
New ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Trailer: #TeamBanner For Life, Kid
New Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer. Gorgeous action. Overwrought, hokey dialogue. I’m pumped. Also, fuck Tony Stark.
‘Ant-Man’ Teaser Trailer: I Need You To Be The Ant-Man
Aiight, Ant-Man trailer. You hit enough of the right beats to get me to slough off my cynicism, dismay at Edgar Wright leaving, and jadedness. If but for a moment! If but for a moment. And in this moment, I’m excited.
First Official Look: Paul Rudd in the ‘Ant-Man’ suit
Marvel and Entertainment Weekly have dropped an official look at Paul Rudd in the suit from Ant-Man, ahead of tonight’s premiere of the first trailer.
Channing Tatum’s ‘Gambit’ flick set for Fall 2016
Channing Tatum’s Gambit movie is set for Fall 2016. OH MON DIEU. OH MON CHERI. BLAH BLAH.
Scarlett Johansson starring in ‘Ghost in the Shell’ movie
Looks like that Ghost in the Shell movie is getting off the ground, finally. And it wouldn’t have been doable without the mandatory amount of Hollywood whitewashing Scarlett Johansson!
‘Ant-Man’ Teaser Trailer Teaser: Now human-sized or some f**king s**t
Every time I think the Rubicon for Teaser Trailers Teasers Teasing-Teasing Time has been fucking crossed, slop culture rewards me with new wonder. Yesterday Marvel posted an “ant-sized” teaser for the Ant-Man teaser trailer. A teaser trailer teaser gone bite-sized. Now they’ve released a human-sized version of the teaser trailer teaser.
What the fuck is going on.
