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‘Tomorrowland’ Super Bowl Trailer Teaser: Brad Breeds Believers?
Here we go! We’ve been getting legitimate Super Bowl trailers the past couple of days. No teasers of trailer teasers?! But thankfully Tomorrowland has stepped up.
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‘Kingsman: The Secret Service’ Super Bowl Trailer: A Bit Much Innit?
If Justin Lin’s Fast and the Furious installments taught me anything, it’s this: ride or die! But if his staggering auteur visions taught me two things, I would have to say: sometimes giving no fucks and just leaning in to the insanity is the best fucking idea. The less the series gave a fuck about physics and plausibility and decor, the better the movies became.
‘John Wick’ directors sought for Chris Pratt’s ‘Cowboy Ninja Viking’ flick
How can you get me more stoked about the Cowboy Ninja Viking adaptation? More stoked than having my binky actor in the running for the lead? Bring in the directors of last year’s (maybe) best action flick.
‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ TV Spot: Did You Know Hulk and Tony Fight?
HEY KIDS. Did you fucking know the fucking Hulk and Tony fight in Avengers: Age of Ultron? ‘Cause it’s in every fucking ad! Don’t get me wrong — I am going to love this brawl. But I really hope Whedon et co. have more up their sleeve (and I think they do), because otherwise they’re beating the fuck out of what should be a tremendous moment.
‘Insurgent’ Super Bowl Trailer: Hey Kids Do You Like ‘The Matrix’
About a month and a half ago Bateman made me want Divergent. It was shockingly dumb, but it was impossible not to laugh with enjoyment in some weird, B-Movie way.
‘Terminator: Genisys’ Super Bowl Trailer: Everything’s Changed & Nothing’s Changed
Well. Fuck. I actually dig this Super Bowl spot for Terminator: Genisys. Could this be this year’s Days of Future Past? A movie I wrote off as definitive raw ass before seeing it, only to double back and really enjoy it?
‘Age of Ultron’ Non-News: The Vision to appear in other MCU movies
Gasp! The Vision will be in more movies than just Avengers: Age of Ultron. Hey, whatever. It’s non-news. It’s right there in the fucking title. But for those of us at home, covered in slop, covered in snow, covered in Chez-It crumbs, covered in self-hate, covered in Bucky Barnes homemade pajamas, it’s worth something. Something obvious, but still.
Run The Jewels – “Lie, Cheat, Steal” Video: Like Who Really Run This?
Do I ever post music stuff here? NOPE. Am I breaking my own rule because I want to RIDE OR DIE with RTJ? YUP.
Liam Hemsworth offered role in ‘Independence Day’ sequel
Liam Hemsworth is a generic cola version of his physically perfect, dong-breaking brother. So he’s like, only sexy. Not stunningly sexy. And he doesn’t really brood SUPER well. He just broods. But that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t see him running the show in a sequel to Independence Day.
