#Movies
‘Magic Mike XXL’ Trailer: Jump On It, Brah!
You know, I’ve been meaning to see Magic Mike. For a hot minute now. And perhaps this was exactly the motivation I needed. This lovely trailer for Magic Mike XXL that features Channing Tatum grinding and grooving. It’s a cold winter, but it’s warm in here!
Sorkin’s Steve Jobs movie is dropping October 9th
Do you have any desire to see Aaron Sorkin’s Steve Jobs flick? ‘Cause it’s dropping October 9th.
F**K YES: ‘John Wick’ sequel in the works
Did you see John Wick? Yes? You fucking rule. Best action movie (maybe) of 2014. Did you not? FIX THIS SHIT. It’s out on digital video disc, ephemeral intangible files, and Bluest-of-Ray. View it. And prepare yourself for a potential sequel.
Patton Oswalt would write ‘Spider-Man’ as Bansky the Tech Socialist
Cheers to Daniel Heard! The friend of the site and nauseatingly talented illustrator passed along this little morsel. Patton Oswalt recently cut a podcast with the Nerdist where he discussed what he would do with the Spider-Man movie franchise. Oh, and he also revealed that he did some script punch-up on ASM2.
‘Age of Ultron’ Promo Images: Hulkbusting Fat Heads
Whole goddamn slurry of new Age of Ultron promo images. Featuring the ubiquitous Hulk versus Hulkbuster promo images we have come to expect from EVERYTHING REGARDING Avengers: Tony Fucked Up. Plus a look at some seriously fucking cheesy Age of Ultron Fat Heads. You know, them giant decals you slap on your wall.
‘Tomorrowland’ Super Bowl Trailer: Clooney is the Architect-Wizard
So we still have no idea what this movie is about. And Damon Lindelof is like, rubbing his nads and being like “Yeah, yeah…mystery. Oh yeah. Keep ’em guessing. Yeah.”
‘Jurassic World’ Super Bowl Trailer: Ridin’ With The DinoSquad
So okay. I’m pretty much down with this movie until proven otherwise. It’s got the goddamn Star-Lord riding with a DinoSquad, ready to take on the most dangerous dinosaur ever: ScienceT-RexGeneticSpliceRoar. Or whatever they’re calling it.
‘Furious 7’ Super Bowl Trailer: A car jumps from f**king building to building
Yesterday I made the proclamation that the less the F&F franchise gives a shit, the better the movies are. Apparently Furious 7 is going to be the best.