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Amy Schumer’s ‘Trainwreck’ Trailer: Monogamy Isn’t Realistic

So we have a movie written by and starring Amy Schumer. Check. It’s directed by Judd Apatow. 1996 Pop Culture Reference-laced check. And there’s a scene where John Cena references the fact that he looks like Secret of the Ooze Marky Mark.

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‘The Man from U.N.C.L.E’ Trailer: Self-Aware Super Style Espionage

By the GODS of KRYPTON! Could it be? Henry Cavill in a movie that doesn’t just have style, but also has personality? Let’s not get ahead of ourselves, but it may just be. It may just be this flick, Guy Ritchie’s The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

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Neill Blomkamp: Fox would make my ‘Alien’ movie

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The press blitz for Neill Blomkamp’s Chappie has begun, and brings with it Director Nougats. One of the more intriguing little bits of pointless drivel to come from Blomkamp’s pressers so far is this: he’s like, totally, totally certain that Fox would make his Alien concept.

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Marvel Studios shuffles four movie release dates in wake of Marvel Studios/Sony Spider-Pact

smile!

Now that Marvel Studios sort of/kind of own Spider-Man, they certainly aren’t going to cannibalize their own sales. In order to prevent themselves from doing this though, the studio finds themselves having to push around some release dates.

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Confirmed: SPIDER-MAN joining MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE, role being recast

Amazing Spider-Man 2.

Free at last! Free at last! Spider-Man has been (somewhat) released from his Sony Pictures Prison, and joined the Marvel Cinematic Universe. And with that new beginning brings a new Spider-Man, as the role is being recast. The new Web-Slinger will first debut in a MCU movie before snagging his own. Given the Marvel timeline that has Parker’s own movie dropping in 2017, it seems his debut will be Civil War and not Infinity War. If I had to fucking guess.

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Refn’s ‘Neon Demon’ is about cannibal supermodels. Welp.

The Neon Demon

Nicolas Winding Refn’s Neon Demon has gotten itself a small, tiny, plot synopsis. Or maybe plot teaser? And it’s fucking awesome.

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MOAR! ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Promo Art

Dope.

..and like pretty much all of the Avenging: Age of Terminator artwork, this new slew of promo artwork centers on a) the team posing like a bunch of dick-faced stooges and b) the Anthony-Stark Fascist-Bot versus Hulk fight. Oh! And a couple cool pieces of The Vision.

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Rumor: Marvel wants Angelina Jolie to direct ‘Captain Marvel’

these two together mebbe

I have no idea if Angelina Jolie can direct. But Marvel wants her to. Maybe.

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Refn’s ‘The Neon Demon’ casts Keanu, Hendricks, and Malone

Nicolas Winding Refn.

Been a minute since we’ve talked about Rendar’s favorite auteur, Nicolas Winding Refn. The good director is plugging along on his next joint, The Neon Demon, and a slurry of casting news has slithered out of the internet-maw.

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New ‘Furious 7’ Trailer: Ain’t Just About Being Fast, Bro

Four days since the Furious Folk’s Super Bowl drop and we’re already chewing on the delicious meaty gristle of another Furious 7 trailer?

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