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‘The Batman’ director confirms Jeffrey Wright as Commissioner Gordon and let’s fucking go!
It is confirmed! Jeffrey Wright is Commissioner Gordon in The Batman, motherfuckers! And I couldn’t be happier. The cast for the movie is shaping up to be fucking fantastic.
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Sam Raimi is returning to horror movies for his next film which is described as “Misery meets Cast Away” and I’m fucking sprung
By gawd, one of the greats is returning to horror movies. That’s right, folks. Sam Raimi is hopping into the director’s chair, and returning to the genre where he made his name.
‘The Batman’ casts eminently punchable but talented actor Paul Dano as The Riddler
Listen, Paul Dano can act. But, I also want to roundhouse kick him. So, I’m excited about casting him as The Riddler in The Batman. But yeah. Roundhouse.
‘The Batman’ casts Zoë Kravitz as Catwoman and I’m completely on-board with this shit
Zoë Kravitz is fucking awesome. And, now she’s also fucking Catwoman in The Batman. Mark me down as stoked.
David Cronenberg writing and directing Netflix mini-series based on his novel ‘Consumed’ and goddamn hell yes!
David Cronenberg getting into the Netflix game? Give me a hell fucking yeah! The Master of Body Horror is going to be writing and directing a mini-series based on his own novel, Consumed.
‘John Wick’ is getting spin-off movie about female assassin. Awesome news. The bad news? The director is the fucking Underworld dude.
I’m hype for anything in the John Wick universe. A-n-y-t-h-i-n-g. A female assassin spin-off? Hype! However, I’m decidedly fucking not hype about Underworld director Len Wiseman. Woof.
‘Birds of Prey’ Trailer: Harley and Friends are decidedly done with taking shit
Here’s the Birds of Prey trailer! I like it! I think? Definitely going to be seeing it, with cautious optimism steering the ship.
Rumor: Tony Todd is returning for the Jordan Peele-produced ‘Candyman’ sequel
Tony Todd is returning for Jordan Peele’s Candyman sequel! Hell fucking yes! Granted, I’ve only recently seen Candyman. I’ll cop to that! But, I got strong feels about it. And one of them feels? That only Tony Todd should be playing the titular role.
Jeff Goldblum, Laura Dern, and Sam Neil returning for ‘Jurassic World 3’ because this franchise fucking sucks and it knows it
The first two Jurassic World movies were fucking dino diarrhea. I get the feeling the minds behind it know this, despite them raking in tons of money. Why? ‘Cause bringing back the original Juassic Park cast just smacks of flatout desperation. What do you do when you can’t make any memorable moments in your own uninspired slop? Go back to the classic and trollop around in the trough.
John Krasinski announces ‘The Quiet Place 2’ has wrapped filming but who cares the first was a middling yawn
Yeah, I’m posting about The Quiet Place 2 just to remind folks: it was a patently dumb movie, that was absurdly worshipped by people. People, I can only imagine, who have never seen a horror movie before. Don’t fucking @ me.
