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‘Captain America’ writers to pen ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ script

INFINITYZ WARRR

This. Is concerning to me. I love The Winter Soldier. But what I also love (loved?) about the MCU was that it was a diversified set of directors lending their own vision and aesthetic to the Universe. And now? Now it just sort of feels like it is the Russo Brothers and their writers’ show.

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‘John Wick’ directors join Charlize Theron for ‘The Coldest City’

Charlize Theron.

Man. Them motherfuckers from that (fucking amazing) John Wick flick are straight-up everywhere. And I will join them!, wherever the fuck they go.

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The ‘X-Files’ relaunch coming Sunday, January 24

X-Files.

Whelp. I now offiically know how long I have to catch-up Mrs. Caffeine Powered on the glory of the X-Files before it returns to air. Can’t wait! Can’t wait.

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Brad Bird is all like ‘Incredibles 2’ “feels like” his next movie

Brad Bird.

Brad! Stop fuckin’ fucking with us, bro. If you’re going to make Incredibles 2, stuff yourself in that Pixar Digi-Lab and get it done. There is an entire generation of Incredibles fans who take these teasings quite seriously. I mean, “feels like”? What the fuck.

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Photo: James McAvoy goes bald for Professor X in ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’

‘The Hateful Eight’ images are snow-covered Tarantinoness

listen, listen bruh

I don’t even know what that fucking title means. And truthfully, I don’t care. I’m just excited to be getting a better glimpse into The Hateful Eight.

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New ‘Suicide Squad’ pic shows how Joker got his Hot Topic Juggalo tattoos

OIC

After jump because of like, you know, spoilers.

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Alex Garland’s (‘Ex Machina’) next movie is ‘Annihilation’, starring Natalie Portman

yes plz

Fuck yeah! Alex Garland’s Ex Machina is my fave of the year so far. Admittedly, I have seen very little. But even still. So seeing the guy get more work is a fucking boon, especially as we are more and more adrift in a monoculture homogenous stew that’s beginning to depress even this thick foreheaded fanboy numbskull.

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‘Broad City’ creators making a movie with Paul Feig

Broad City.

Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson are making a movie. The gnarly fucking Broad City duo writing a movie would be dope unto itself. But throw in Paul Feig and we have ourselves a fucking party.

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‘Captain America: Civil War’ begins production, features Paul Rudd and EVERYONE EVER

CIVILWAHRRR

Well, I knew I wasn’t getting my delightful, small-scale follow-up to The Winter Soldier (relatively speaking) where Steve could hunt down Bucky. But, Jesus fucking Christ. Captain America: Civil War is another Avengers movie in…well, no clothing. It ain’t even hiding it anymore. I am unamused.

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