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Rumor: Doomsday appearing in ‘Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice’

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This rumor is making the rounds, again.

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Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson returning for ‘Fast & Furious 8’, a solo film a possibility

The Rock.

Rock on! Rock! On! Hahaha. Get it? Oh whatever fuck you. In a no-brainer move, the minds behind This Generation’s Greatest Franchise have brought back one of its greatest assets: Dwayne fucking Johnson.

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OL’s Official ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ Post-Apocalyptic Discussion Post

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So, I haven’t even *seen* Mad Max: Fury Road yet, but a lot of the regulars around here have. And so I figured it would make the most sense to give you folks (and me, tonight, around 10pm!) a space to discuss the movie. In all its fucking glory, in a spoiler-filled, Thunderdome-esque genitals-rubbing cataclysmic post.

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‘Captain America: Civil War’ Set Photos: Crossbones, Cap, Falcon!

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Pretty fucking self-explanatory. If you want to see early images of Crossbones, Cap, and Falcon, hit the jump. If you don’t wanna, stay ye hand. Teaser: Crossbones looks fucking awesome.

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Terry Gilliam and Jim Jarmusch sign movie deals with Amazon

Terry Gilliam.

Amazon is making a strong, strong push for me to give a fuck about them and their original content.

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Asa Butterfield cast as the new ‘Spider-Man’ for Marvel and Sony

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The dead-eyed kid from the terrible Ender’s Game movie is now Peter Parker.

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‘The New Mutants’ coming to theaters courtesy of director Josh Boone

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Tired of persistent universes? Feeling like you just can’t stomach another studio spinning off their various properties? Then you’re me! And guess what! Tough rocks. There is a New Mutants movie on the way.

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‘Crimson Peak’ Trailer: Del Toro’s Del-icious Haunted House #CrapPuns

Marvel wants Ava DuVernay (‘Selma’) to direct diverse superhero flick

Ava DuVernay.

Why, just today I was shaking my fist at my perception that Marvel was going into some homogenous downward spiral. Well! Perhaps it was too soon. ‘Cause the House of Cinematic Ideas is courting Ava DuVernay to direct a movie.

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Luc Besson’s next movie is adaptation of space opera ‘Valerian’

Valerian.

Man, I fuck with anything Luc Besson does. So seeing him go deep into space opera territory? It’s got my giblets primed and ready.

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