#Movies
‘Joker’ sequel with Todd Phillips attached may or may not be happening. Probably yes, because we live in Hell
Today, news broke that a Joker sequel being helmed by Todd Phillips was a go. Not surprising, right? Original made a zillion dollars. However, Deadline has reported that shit ain’t set in stone. However given how much the first movie made, it’s pretty obvious the sequel is coming. I suppose the larger question is whether or not Phillips will return. Dude claims “artistic integrity” by made thirteen Hangover movies so fucking probably.
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‘Star Trek 4’ being written and directed by ‘Fargo’ and ‘Legion’ TV series creator Noah Hawley!
Oh! Hey! How do you get me to give a fuck about Star Trek 4? You pop Fargo and Legion mastermind Noah Hawley on the director’s chair! Plus, Chris Pine and Chris Hemsworth are apparently returning. Hell yeah.
Nicolas Cage playing Nicolas Cage in a movie about Nicolas Cage. Holy fucking meta, comrades!
I say this without irony: Nic Cage is one of the best actors working in Hollywood. Unfortunately, he usually stars in slop so he can pay off his incredible debt. However, this new movie he’s working on? Where he’s playing himself in a movie about himself? Sounds Kaufman-esque, and I’m here for it.
‘Black Adam’ is dropping December, 2021. Look at this hilariously shit-ass poster The Rock shared to announce it!
Black Adam! You know the DC movie featuring Dwayne Johnson that’s been in development forever? It’s got a release date! December 22, 2021. The Rock announced it with an official poster that sucks, just like all his movies. Well, outside the Furious franchise, but whatever.
‘Beverly Hills Cop 4’ coming to Netflix with option for a fifth. I’m fucking in, dudes!
I just recently saw Beverly Hills Cop for the first time! But, man I fucking loved it. So completely ignorant to the quality of the sequels, the news of Beverly Hills Cop 4 on Netflix excites me.
Paul Thomas Anderson dropping new movie in 2020. Takes place in high school in the 1970s. Okay, okay, okay!
I didn’t really fuck with PTA’s The Phantom Thread. Felt like wanky, woe-be-the-white-genius type of shit. That said? I’m stoked for his next movie in 2020, where he’s returning to the 1970s, baby!
James Dean getting new movie role thanks to CGI. Dude died in 1955. Reality is a fucking ‘Black Mirror’ episode, my dudes
James Dean! Equally dead and gorgeous as fuck. But thanks to CGI, the former ain’t gonna prevent the latter from coming to movie screens. Dude is getting a new movie role, thanks to CGI. This, uh, this is fucked, right?
‘Tenet’ Trailer: Nolan’s next flick involves time-travelling spies. I’m fucking in!
It’s here! Finally! The trailer for Nolan’s next movie, Tenet. It had been dropped in theaters this summer, but now the Powers That Market have finally seen fit to usher it onto the internet.
After the jump because it’s a fucking Twitter video.
As well, let me know what you think!
‘The Batman’ looking to add Andy Serkis as Alfred and Colin Farrell as The Penguin. This cast is fucking absurd, dudes
Andy Serkis! He ain’t never met a franchise he didn’t want to be join. Now, dude is reuniting with Matt Reeves on The Batman. Playing Alfred! Additionally, motherfucking Colin Farrell could end up as The Penguin. Wild, wild times.
‘Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse’ Sequel dropping April 8, 2022. How the fuck do they top the perfect original?
Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse is the greatest comic book movie of all time. To me, to me. So fuck yeah, I’m excited the movie is getting a sequel. But how the fuck do they even come close to touching it? Glad I ain’t in charge of figuring that out.
