#Movies
Rumor: Fox planning X-Men/Fantastic Four movie crossover in 2018
News like this makes me want go to the Altar. Sprinkle incense upon its statuettes of the Darkened Gods. And pray to them for the collapse of the superhero movie market. Not only am I suffering fatigue from even my beloved MCU, but I’m just goddamn inclined to not want to see every fucking movie on the market be superhero related. Yeah, I know I’m contradictory. I’m complicated! Fuck you!
Rumor: Chris Pine is Hal Jordan in ‘Green Lantern’ movie; WB wants multiple Lanterns
Wasn’t this already a rumor? What’s Old Rumor has become New Rumor again. Which, I guess, sort of validates said rumor? IDFK.
Ben Affleck reportedly directing solo ‘Batman’ movie set for Fall 2018
I like Ben Affleck as a director. Fuck, I like him more as a director than an actor. So I’m glad to see WB is doing the obvious, and giving him the reins to the next solo Bat-Flick.
James Horner, composer of ‘Aliens’, ‘Braveheart’ and other movies, has passed away
You know James Horner. Even if you don’t *know* him by name, you know his music. And now the legendary composer has passed away, after a fatal plane crash.
Maybe Confirmed: Ava DuVernay directing Marvel’s ‘Black Panther’
First it was reported that Marvel was courting Ava DuVernay. Then it was reported she was like, totally directing Black Panther. And now it stands at MaybeDefinitely. Only in the InfoAge, folks.
‘Jurassic World’ makes $1 Billion at Global Box Office in record time
Well, the nostalgia-fueled mediocre monstrosity juggernaut seems intent on smashing records. And preventing me from seeing it. Am I still bitter about you nostalgic dorks cluttering the theaters, preventing me from seeing it? Yup! Stop going! It isn’t that good! Cause, I need to go!
‘X-Men: Apocalypse’ Non-News: Hugh Jackman is appearing, Ian McKellen ain’t.
One stalwarts of the X-Men Movie Universe will be making an appearance in the next X-Flick, and one won’t. And I’m not bummed about who is and who isn’t.
‘Ant-Man’ TV Spot: Your Father, The Ant-Guy
Happy Father’s Day weekend from Marvel’s #AntMan! On July 17, spend some time with your hero: http://t.co/SDsYoFglRx https://t.co/f3ihZMjTuZ
— Ant-Man (@AntMan) June 20, 2015
