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‘Independence Day: Resurgence’ Trailer: They’re Coming Back (To Earf)!

‘X-Men: Apocalypse’ Poster: To Dust

Report: ‘Thor: Ragnarok’ adding Cate Blanchett as new female lead

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On occasion I refer to my belief that the SuperheroLeviathanBastardBeast will be endlessly consuming the entire list of A-List actors, vomiting them out one by one into movie after movie. With Cate Blanchett being added to Thor: Ragnarok, I continue to feel confident in my prediction. But, fuck. I dig this as a fanboy.

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‘X-Men: Apocalypse’ Trailer: Doom and Gloom and a Grumpy God

Disney and Spielberg’s ‘The BFG’ Trailer: Wait this isn’t Quake?

I know it is an easy joke, made by many. But I really don’t know The BFG outside of lighting dickheads up in Quake III Arena. I imagine it is a very lovely book, and this may very well be a very lovely movie.

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‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows’ Trailer: Oh Yeah This Franchise

Rumor: ‘Batman’ solo movie to co-star Will Smith’s Deadshot

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Will Smith’s Deadshot is premiering next year in DC’s Suicide Squad, and it is looking like we may know where he will turn up next. In…Ben Affleck’s Batman flick? Admittedly, I don’t know Deadshot’s story very well. So maybe this makes sense in the grand scheme of the Bat-Mythos. But to an uneducated slob like me, it seems like “Let’s shove Character X into Character’s Y movie, because: star power!” Which, in the name of fairness, I will admit seems to be happening in the third Thor movie too.

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Report: Idris Elba frontrunner for ‘The Dark Tower’ lead

Idris Elba.

Holy crap. How do you get me to give a futz about an adaptation of The Dark Tower? Cast Idris Elba.

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‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Chinese Trailer: All Falcon Everything

I’m not actually watching this trailer. ‘Cause, you know. Week out. But apparently it’s got a funk-load of Millennium Falcon, and Han Solo.

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Rebecca Ferguson returning for ‘Mission: Impossible 6’, futz yeah!

Rebecca Ferguson.

Rebecca Ferguson was one of the best parts of the fifth Mission: Impossible flick, so I’m glad to see her returning for the sixth. Pretty excited about the movie in general. Director/Writer returning, female lead returning, theta levels off the fucking chart. Hell yeah.

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