#Movies
Tom Cruise is partnering with SpaceX to shoot a movie in space. This dude is a mad man, and I fucking love it.
Tom Cruise fucking loves doing his own stunts. And, it appears he wants to love doing his own stunts in space. Brother has partnered with SpaceX to make it happen, and Christ I really hope it does.
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‘Extraction’ sequel officially coming to Netflix, with ‘Avengers: Endgame’ director Joe Russo writing the script. Fuck yes to more bad ass action flicks!
Extraction is getting itself a sequel on Netflix, with Joe Russo is writing the script. Man. This movie is fucking rad, folks. If you ain’t seen it, you really should if you’re into genuinely awesome action sequences, comprised of brutality and craft. So getting a second installment? Yes please. Give me six. Give me seven.
Animated ‘Transformers’ prequel movie coming from ‘Toy Story 4’ director. I can HEAVILY fuck with this, you know?
All you fucking assholes didn’t see Bumblebee. So, the prospect of a sequel to that very fun flick seems dead. But, this seems like a decent second place. A legitimate Transformers animated prequel movie is coming, and it’s from the Toy Story 4 director.
‘John Wick 4’ has been delayed a full year until 2022. Absolutely not most excellent, dudes.
MOTHER. FUCK. I was already annoyed that The Matrix 4 was filming before John Wick 4. Now? My rage knows no bounds. The latter has been delayed until 2022, which absolutely sucks. Okay, I’m not that mad. Just sort of bummed, you know?
‘The Batman’ has been delayed until October 2021, so here’s hoping society still fucking exists then!
Oh, am I ever being hyperbolic. But, still. The Batman has been delayed until October 2021. A bummer. However, also deeply expected at this point. I mean, right?
‘Dune’ First Look: Come to check out the cast in their stillsuits, stay for bearded Oscar Isaac
Hey! Here’s a bunch more shots from the upcoming Dune movie! Now as I said, I don’t know shit about the book. But, I’m absolutely feeling these suits. And Oscar Isaac. Woah baby, Oscar Isaac.
Hit the jump to check them out!
First Look: Timothée Chalamet as Atreides from the upcoming ‘Dune’ adaptation. I fuck with it, but I also don’t know ‘Dune’
Hey! Here’s an official glimpse at Timothée Chalamet as Atreides from Villeneuve’s Dune adaptation! Now, I’ve never read the book, so I’m not an expert. That said, I fuck with this photo.
‘Hellraiser’ reboot being directed by the dude who did ‘The Ritual’ and written by David S. Goyer. So, uh. Fuck.
Hellraiser is getting rebooted, friends! Again! And, it’s being directed by the dude behind The Ritual. Admittedly, I’ve never seen this movie. But I’m concerned because it’s sitting with an asstacular rating on Rotten Tomatoes. However, his upcoming movie The Night House is pretty good? Who the fuck knows? Perhaps most concerning, the script was written by David S. Goyer. Not great!
‘Atomic Blonde 2’ in development at Netflix! Fuck yeah, to having nice things!
Atomic Blonde 2 is coming to Netflix, baby! I really enjoyed Atomic Blonde. Directed by one-half of the original John Wick team (though, I would argue Leitch has made far worse career choices since then), it mixed neon 80s synth and abject brutality! It didn’t really light the world on fire (though it was profitable), so I lost hope for a sequel. But, we have been rewarded, motherfuckers!
George Miller hopes to start filming ‘Mad Max’ Furiosa movie in 2021. Dude has met with Anya Taylor-Joy, too! Let’s fucking go!
George Miller better get a fucking move on with this Mad Max spin-off starring Furiosa. If dude waits any longer, the actual apocalypse gonna arrive first. But! Should he outrace said apocalypse? His movie could be starring Anya Taylor-Joy. I can absolutely fuck with this.
