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‘Independence Day: Resurgence’ Trailer #2: Aliens Are Like, Wut Up Technofascist Utopia? Die!

Maybe it is because I’m just generally angry at It, but I can’t help but root for the aliens in this flick. Humans seem to have become complacent, masturbating to the idols of New Technology and The State. Fuck them! Smoke the monkeys! #TeamAliens

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‘Fargo’ creator Noah Hawley making movie directing debut with sci-fi film ‘Man Alive’

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Man. I know that TV visionaries don’t always (or often?) make the jump to beast mode film auteurs. But my love for Noah Hawley demands I be eagerly hype for his debut on the big screen. I mean! Hawley! Fucking science-fiction! *Yes.gif*

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Marvel pulls ‘Inhumans’ movie from its release schedule

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Remember last year when there were rumors abound at NYCC that Marvel had killed the Inhumans movie? Well, it is looking more and more likely that there was some substance to those rumors. If the movie is ever going to come, and I’m doubtful, at the very least we have no idea when it shall.

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‘The Magnificent Seven’ Trailer: I seek righteousness. But I’ll take revenge.

I had no idea that The Magnificent Seven was being remade. But is is! And here is a trailer for it. Being remade. Remake and reconstitute everything for fun and profit in the lottery of Hollywood Life! (Seriously, though, I don’t know, could be cool!)

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‘Jason Bourne’ Trailer: I Know Who I Am (A Violent, Confused Man)

Hasbro’s Cinematic Universe has a Writers Room including Brian K. Vaughan, Nicole Perlman, and more

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Listen, does Hasbro need a cinematic universe? Fucking of course not! But, does their assembling of an absurd of amount of talent to bring this universe to life get me intrigued? Fucking of course!

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Robert Downey Jr. appearing in ‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’

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Consummate fuccboi and proponent for extensive government regulations Tony Stark will be in Spider-Man: Homecoming. I think we have all sort of expected this, but now it is confirmed.

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Rumor: ‘Wolverine 3’ featuring X-23, the “All-New Wolverine” from the comics

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Looks like X-23 is coming to the big screen, friends. I don’t really have any intimate knowledge of the character, but I dig the idea. Especially if Jackman is bowing out. This gives a way to keep “Wolverine” in the movies, without Jackman, or recasting.

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First Look: Elizabeth Banks as Rita Repulsa in new ‘Power Rangers’ movie

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Like, to whom is the Power Rangers reboot being marketed? Is it me, and my nostalgic prepubescent boner for Pink Ranger? Is it a new generation? Who asked for this movie? Who will be seeing it?

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Willem Dafoe cast in ‘Justice League’ as a good guy