#Movies
‘Thor: Ragnarok’ Casting News: Cate Blanchett, Jeff Goldblum, Karl Urban
Thor 3 got itself a fucking silly-stacked cast. We already knew about Mark Ruffalo. We already knew about Tessa Thompson. We sort of knew about Cate Blanchett. But Goldblum and Urban, too? Marvel ain’t fucking around, and I imagine for good reason. As much as (my butt) and I worship the Odin-Son, his outings have been largely forgettable to the masses at large. Here is hoping the third installment’s as fantastic as its cast.
‘Star Trek Beyond’ Trailer #2: I Think You’re Underestimating Humanity
Much better trailer than the first one. Am I happening to underestimate this movie? I would much rather live in a Universe where it rules, you know? Here’s hoping.
First Look: Charlize Theron in ‘Fast 8’
I love the fact that Theron is wearing a Metallica shirt. That way you know she’s playing a total bad ass in Fast 8, duh.
Michael Keaton back on as ‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ villain
Where once there was darkness, now there is light! Keaton was up for the Homecoming villain last month, but reports had him bowing out. Well, he’s bowed back in! Can you back in?! Who fucking cares, you can!
Vin Diesel wants Justin Lin back for final ‘Fast & Furious’ movie
Justin Lin is deeply responsible for the Fast & Furious renaissance, and I mean that without irony. A large part of the enjoyment that came from the third through sixth installments of the franchise was thanks to Lin’s eye for action, and ensemble acting. Maybe it’s being a Furious Fanboy, but dude was missed in F7, with James Wan an ill-fitting replacement. So fuck yes, get him back, Vinny. Get him back.
Report: Daniel Craig might have turned down $100 Million to return as James Bond
Daniel Craig, who has a shit load of money and fucking hates playing James Bond, might have turned down a shit load of money to return as James Bond.
[Update: No] John Boyega might be joining Marvel’s ‘Black Panther’; Moses! Moses! Finn! Finn!
If John Boyega really joins the already-stacked cast of Black Panther, I’m going to die. My fanboy-balls-brain will explode, covering the screen in joy and meat-matter.
Geoff Johns wants DC Movies to have “Hope and Optimism” going forward
One day into his reign as the creative head of DC Films, and Geoff Johns has already garnered more trust from me than in all the dark, dark days of Snyder running the show combined. I mean, it may blow up in my face. But so far, dude is saying all the right things.
Adaptation for Palahniuk’s ‘Lullaby’ has hit Kickstarter
Man. I love Lullaby. So much so, that I’m weary of an adaptation. Rationally, I know a crappy adaptation won’t mar my enjoyment of the source, but emotionally I’m all like, please don’t fuck this up.
