#Movies
‘The Wolfman’ starring Ryan Gosling will be helmed by ‘Invisible Man’ director Leigh Whannell. This fucking rocks!
Actor Ryan Gosling. Fucking rocks. Director Leigh Whannell. Fucking rocks. The two of them working together on The Wolfman? You guessed it. Fucking rocks.
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Composer Ennio Morricone has passed away at the age of 91. Dude was absolutely fucking God-Tier.
Friends, Ennio Morricone has passed away at the age of 91. Which sucks. But man. What an absolute beast of a run it was for the dude. 91 years of fucking compositional dominance.
‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ animated reboot coming and being produced by Seth Rogen
Seth Rogen and his production team are the latest to take a swing at a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. And? I don’t know, they seem a solid enough choice to potentially crush it. How’s that for political speak, eh?
AMC has pushed its reopening date to July 30. Fellas, you may just want to fucking wait before choosing a date.
AMC intended to reopen July 15. However, the chain has pushed the date to July 30. Given, you know, COVID cases fucking spiking across the country and globe. And with things absolutely fucked, I bet they have to push it back again. Might just want to hold off on a firm date, my dudes.
George A. Romero’s restored lost movie ‘The Amusement Park’ is almost ready for release!
That lost movie of George A. Romero? The Amusement Park? It’s almost fucking ready for release, my friends!
Nolan’s blockbuster ‘Tenet’ delayed yet again, this time until August 12. Bro, just stop dating it for fuck’s sake
Tenet‘s been delayed again, folks! August 12! This must deeply frustrate Extremely Humble Director Christopher Nolan, who wants Tenet to be the movie that saves movie theaters. No, seriously. And it’s led to him pressuring WB to release the movie this summer. But, the result of all that shit? The flick getting continuously delayed, as COVID lights our social lives on fire. Almost fucking comical at this point, right? Like, fellas. Just give it a date when everything isn’t coming apart at the seams.
Michael Keaton returning as Batman in ‘The Flash’ movie, maybe more. This is so fucking good.
Friends, the best Batman is returning. Michael Keaton will once again be donning the cowl, beginning with The Flash movie.
‘Bill & Ted Face the Music’ Trailer: A most excellent journey to the future, dudes!
I want to like the trailer for Bill & Ted Face the Music more than I do, my friends. Who knows, maybe the movie will be most excellent. But, I fear there’s no rebottling the lightning of the first two. What do you friends think?
‘Midsommar’ director Ari Aster’s next movie is a “nightmare comedy” that’s four-hours long. Sign me the fuck up, anyways!
Midsommar director Ari Aster’s next flick is a “nightmare comedy” running four-hours long. I’ve been on record multiple, multiple times saying that no movie should be more than ninety minutes. So, you can go ahead and call me a fraud here. My deflection? This is one of those times where the exception proves the rule. Suck it.
‘Upgrade’ TV series coming from director Leigh Whannell and Blumhouse. This fucking rocks, dudes.
Upgrade was a rad-ass movie that like 0% of the population saw. You fucking chodes. However, director Leigh Whannell is bringing it to television. This is it, your second chance. Watch this TV series, fools.
