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Jesse Eisenberg confirms Lex Luthor is in ‘Justice League: Part One’

Lex Luthor.

Shitty Jesse Eisenberg has confirmed his shitty rendition of Lex Luthor is going to be in the shitty Justice League: Part One.

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The Dude has been cast in ‘Kingsman: Golden Circle’

The Dude.

Jesus Christ, Kingsman 2 is assembling a murderer’s row of talent.

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First Look: The Rock as Hobbs in ‘Furious 8’

Report: ‘Spider-Man’ Animated Movie will star Miles Morales

Miles Morales.

Holy shit. The Lord and Miller animated Spider-Man movie is going to star my Spider-Man, Miles Morales. Just when I thought I couldn’t get any more hype for a Lord and Miller project! Here we are.

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Tom Hiddleston in “advanced talks” to play James Bond

Tom Hiddleston

Fuck yeah! After watching Night Manager, I am more than concerned than convinced that I would love Loki as my next Bond, James Bond.

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Robert Rodriguez casts ‘Battle Angel Alita’ lead in Rosa Salazar

Rose Salazar.

I don’t know Rosa Salazar. I forgot there was a Battle Angel Alita movie being developed. But here we are!

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‘Star Trek Beyond’ Poster: Kirk, Jaylah, and a lurking Elba

Kirk and Baddie

It’s the poster for a new Star Trek movie. So, naturally, it has Kirk popping a wheelie on a dirt bike. Naturally.

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‘Alien: Covenant’ First Look: Nouveau Ripley Got Nowhere To Run

‘Wonder Woman’ is first $100 Million movie to be directed by a woman

Wonder Woman.

Wonder Woman is a milestone movie, as it marks the first flick of any kind to run $100 million and have a female director.

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‘Beauty and the Beast’ Trailer: Hermione is Disney’s Belle of the Ball

Yeah, I could not give less of a fuck about this movie. No judgment of said movie, just apathy. But here is the first trailer, for those of you so inclined to be excited about it.

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