#Movies
Watch: Batista teaches Chris Pratt how to do a power bomb; Batista Bombing the Galaxy!
I want to marry Pratt so badly, but I think I have like, at most, a 35% chance. I mean, it’s not because I’m worried, or I wouldn’t get my wife’s blessing. It’s just that he doesn’t return my telegrams, or Instagram messages, or psychic gonad mutterings.
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‘Blade Runner’ Sequel casts Mackenzie Davis (‘Halt and Catch Fire’)
MORE LIKE HALT AND CATCH REPLICANTS, RIGHT? Please, please forgive me. My brain is withered, and all my former-future-children laugh at me from my belly.
‘The Wolverine 3’ rumored title is ‘Weapon X’
The Wolverine 3 has gotten a title. According to a rumor. Which would have it titled Weapon X. Is this The Wolverine: Weapon X, or Weapon X: Wolverin3? Something like that.
John Boyega lands ‘Pacific Rim 2’ lead role
I was going to see Pacific Rim 2, cause I moderately enjoyed the original. But casting Moses-Finn-John-Boyega in the lead role definitely has me more excited.
Joe Quesada: Marvel Studios has the rights to Namor
Add Namor to the multitude of potential characters showing up in Infinity War. One of Marvel’s own Czars of Content has confirmed the character’s rights are under the control of Marvel Studios.
Director Susanne Bier (‘The Night Manager’) on short list to direct next ‘James Bond’
Fuck, man. I’ve been saying that Tom Hiddleston has proven in The Night Manager that he has the chops to play Bond. Well, director Susanne Bier has proven in The Night Manager that she has the chops to direct a Bond flick. Let the reteaming commence.
Brie Larson is frontrunner to play ‘Captain Marvel’
Brie Larson! Captain Marvel? Not the person that many would have expected (Emily Blunt, Katee Sackhoff, yadda yadda, blah blah). However, she’s a fantastic actress, and if I may be a slob, also very cute and yes maybe I’m obsessed with her a little bit.
Confirmed: Sam Mendes is done directing James Bond movies
Sam Mendes directed the last two James Bond movies. And whatever the problems with the plot one may have (even I fucking hated Spectre), they were unflinchingly gorgeous. So it’s with a heavy heart that I announce he’s leaving the franchise. Along with, it seems, Daniel Craig. But bring on Tom Hiddleston! But bring on another talented director, please!
The Rock confirms he’s starring in Shane Black’s ‘Doc Savage’ adaptation
Saw Nice Guys this weekend. Fucking loved it. Fucking love Shane Black. Fucking love The Rock. I’m primed for this.
