#Movies
‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ casts Bokeem Woodbine (‘Fargo’) in villanous role
I can’t even keep track of the amount of big-name casting announcements for Spider-Man: Homecoming. So, I’m just going to pick up the ball here, with the casting of Bokeem Woodbine. Who fucking rules.
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Sony planning Spider-Man Universe, continuing work with Marvel
Today, Sony Czar Tom Rothman confirmed that a Spider-Man Universe is in their plans, and they also plan on continuing their relationship with Marvel. Which, you know, is pretty fucking obvious.
Bryan Cranston playing Zordon in ‘Power Rangers’ movie
Bryan Cranston is playing the disembodied head in a shit-flecked remake of a childhood classic. I will not be seeing it, but hey, I hope you get them dollars, Mr. White.
‘Justice League’ Official Logo and Plot Details! For You Three Who Are Optimistic!
Here’s some Justice League details. I swear it, I swear it unless this movie gets good reviews I’m going to take a stand and only see it once. Only once! Get it? A, uh, lame joke, cause it was sounding like I was actually going to skip it, but I’m worthless.
JMS’ comic ‘Rising Stars’ optioned for movie by MGM
Shit, I remember JMS’ Rising Stars. That shit was…a while ago. Like, me maybe just beginning in college lengths of “a while ago”, I think? And now the comic, which I remember vaguely enjoying, is coming to the big screen.
Helen Mirren cast in ‘Fast 8’, best movie ever confirmed
Helen Mirren is joining Fast 8. Which, if they provide her with dope cars to drive, and stellar guns to shoot, means the movie is officially the best movie ever made by human or A.I.
Suicide Squad TV Spots: Worst. Heroes. Ever.
I really just want to watch two hours of Harley Quinn. I know this makes me a fedora-wearing dick lord, but I can’t help it. If these teasers are telling me anything, though, it’s that at the very least I’m going to enjoy her in this movie.
John Williams is scoring ‘Indiana Jones 5’ and ‘Star Wars: Episode VIII’
John Williams is still alive? Are we sure he isn’t in cryogenic storage, and they unfreeze him whenever they need to pose him as he “composes” another Lucasfilm movie? Are you sure? ‘Cause I ain’t.
‘Battlestar Galactica’ Movie News: ‘Westworld’ writer adapting, Francis Lawrence maybe directing
This is uh, this is news. I don’t really think Francis Lawrence is a good director, and all we’ve heard about Westworld is that it’s been a production calamity. So, yeah. Take this news however you wish.
