#Movies
‘John Wick 5’ confirmed and is shooting back-to-back with fourth ‘Wick’ movie. Gimme a hell fucking yes!
Hey-o, bitches! John Wick 5 is confirmed, and it’s shooting back-to-back with John Wick 4! This is tremendously awesome news for me, as someone who hopes for a Wick movie every couple of years.
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‘Mulan’ is premiering on Disney+ on September 4 for $30. Is ‘Black Widow’ next?
Disney is finally throwing in the towel when it comes to Mulan dropping here in the states. Looking out at the flaming wreckage of our country amid COVID-19, the company has announced the movie will be dropping on Disney+ this September. It’ll run ya $30, which honestly ain’t that bad. I gotta wonder, if this shit works for them (and I imagine it will), will Black Widow follow suit in November?
AMC and Universal have announced 17-Day theatrical window agreement. 17-Days! Holy shit.
Perhaps expectedly, AMC and Universal have squashed their beef. But, man! The, uh, squashing is wild. The two companies have agreed to a mere 17-Day theatrical window for Universal flicks before they can go VOD.
‘Tenet’ opening internationally on August 26, and in “select” U.S cities on September 3rd because we are so fucking dumb
Tenet is officially no longer waiting for our stupid fucking asses to figure things out. Indeed, the movie is opening internationally on August 26, and in select U.S. cities on September 3rd. But, man. Given that the country is currently a COVID dumpster fire who knows what those cities will actually be.
Christopher Nolan’s ‘Tenet’ has been delayed indefinitely because people can’t wear fucking masks
Tenet has been delayed indefinitely, folks. Which means Nolan and WB have accepted the obvious. You know, that movie theaters ain’t fucking opening any time soon.
Keanu Reeves is writing a comic book called ‘BRZRKR’ and I’m completely onboard. Adapt this shit yesterday!
Keanu Reeves is lending his grace and beauty to the comic book world! The dude writing a comic series called BRZRKR, and it’s a 12-issue series from Boom! Studios. Outrageous. I’m all in.
Netflix making blockbuster spy movie starring Ryan Gosling, Chris Evans, and directed by the Russo Brothers. Holy *fuck* yes!
How’s this for a big ass Netflix blockbuster! It’s called The Grey Man, and it stars Ryan Gosling and Chris Evans. But wait, there’s more! It’s also being directed by the Russo Brothers. Holy fuck.
‘The Batman’ ain’t shooting on location anymore when filming resumes. Built sets! This fucking sucks, dudes.
The Batman will eventually resume shooting. And when it does, it’ll be filming on built sets. Fuck me. Ain’t no replacement for filming on location, friends. But, welcome to 2020. Fucking sucks.
‘Fast and Furious 9’ is probably going to space, teases star Ludacris. This is the logical and fucking perfect continuation, dudes
F9 star Ludacris is teasing something big, my dudes. Specifically?The Fast and Furious franchise is going to space, friends. Fucking finally! The franchise, perhaps one of the greatest ever, has succeeded by continuously jumping over the shark. And if there’s one thing they gotta tackle before it comes to an end, it’s the fucking cosmos.
Matt Reeves’ ‘The Batman’ movie getting an HBO Max spin-off because we don’t have enough fucking superhero shit
Hey! The Batman is getting a spin-off series on HBO Max. Who fucking cares, man. However, I should clarify: I’m really stoked for Matt Reeves and his take on The Batman. But, I do not have one single fucking iota of care left for the seemingly infinite amount of superhero shit on TV.
