#Marvel Cinematic Universe
Watch: Chris Pratt shares “really illegal” heartwarming ‘Avengers: Endgame’ behind the scenes video
This video is all the fucking feels. Hit the jump to check it out, cause Instagram video is gross.
‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3’ is apparently filming next year. Hell yes, give me this movie!
It’s impossible to talk about why I’m so excited about Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 without spoiling Endgame. Fuck! But, if you’ve seen the movie, you know. You know. And so, I’m glad the movie is filming earlier than expected.
Fair warning: reading further about the news contains a spoiler!
AVENGERS: ENDGAME — A Mega-Spoiler-Filled Discussion!
Holy smokes — it’s finally AVENGERS: ENDGAME weekend!
Even if this movie were just a follow-up to last year’s INFINITY WAR, it’d be crazy-anticipated. But it isn’t. This movie is the culmination of over ten years of narrative thread interwoven throughout over twenty movies.
It’s an unprecedented aspiration in the history of filmmaking.
So, let’s discuss this Super Bowl of blockbuster movies! What’d y’think of the final installment of the now-dubbed INFINITY SAGA?
Of course, SPOILERS AHEAD!
Marvel’s ‘The Eternals’ movie has cast ‘Train to Busan’ star Ma Dong-seok. Not familiar, but I trust em
Marvel seldom fucks up casting choices. So, even though I don’t know Ma Dong-seok, I assume it’s a good call. Fuck my nose if it doesn’t work out, okay?
Marvel’s ‘Eternals’ has added Kumail Nanjiani. This cast is beginning to look interesting, no?
First Angelina Jolie, and now Kumail Nanjiani? Marvel’s Eternals flick is shaping up to be an interesting cast. I mean, who knows how good the fucking movie will be, right? But between the wild ass source material and the emerging cast, I’m excited.
‘Black Widow’ movie casts ‘Stranger Things’ star David Harbour. Well, one comic book franchise he’s involved in won’t bomb
I love David Harbour. So, I’m worried about Hellboy for him. ‘Cause that shit going to bomb. But there’s good news for the dude! He’s been cast in Black Widow, which is guaranteed to make a shit load of money.
‘Avengers: Endgame’ Mini-Trailer: Taking The Fight To The Mad Titan (Good Fucking Luck!)
So, like, my hypothesis: the Avengers take the fight to Thanos early in Endgame. They get their asses whupped, and eventually realize they need to use their brains and not their brawn (also, the Quantum Realm) to take down the Mad Titan.
Watch: That ‘Avengers: Endgame’ theory where Ant-Man kills Thanos through his ass has a a video
Whelp, we have the video finally. THANUS. Ant-Man killing Thanos through his ass. The internet is a good, horrifying, troubling place. But, I’m here for it.
‘Avengers: Endgame’ is going to be 182 minutes. Which means I’m either peeing fourteen times or pissing my pants, tbd
Movies should not be longer than 97 minutes. Counting credits. That’s my rule. I developed it over a year ago in the throes of my now perpetual 1980s/early90s binge, and I stick by it. Oh, sure, there are some movies that defy this rule of mine. But, they are the exception, and in being the exception prove the rule. So, how do I feel about Avengers: Endgame being 182 fucking minutes? You know, I’m happy for as much of the original crew as they’re going to give us, for one last time. But, who knows. Maybe my feelings will change in a month.
Kevin Feige says first three phases of the MCU are called “The Infinity Saga” which is pretty rad
Kevin Feige dropped some knowledge on us, ya’ll. The first three phases of the MCU, culminating with Avengers: Endgame,is called The Infinity Saga. As well, it makes me excited for whatever grandiose saga awaits us after the Infinity Saga wraps-up. Secret Invasion, right?