I’m worried about Captain Marvel, dude. Maybe it’s nothing. But like, I’m worried about its tone. Because, again, like, what exactly is its tone? From the trailers, it seems all over the goddamn place. Intergalactic epic. Buddy comedy. Captain America-esque? I’m, I’m not sure. I hope my concerns are misplaced.

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The X-Men are home, folks. Okay, okay, almost home. With the Disney-Fox merger expected to be consummated soon, all nerd eyes have turned to Kevin Feige. Expectantly wondering the same thing. Bro, when will Marvel Studios start developing X-Men movies? And, we have an answer. Next fucking year.

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Scott Derrickson is returning to direct Doctor Strange 2, folks. It’s a nice but expected development, right? Unless you’re one of those folk that bought into the idea that those culled by Thanos’ snap are dead for good. And so this news of a sequel must be startling. But like, those people don’t exist, do they?

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Yeah, Parker got himself a stealth suit in Spider-Man: Far From Home. If you want to check it out, hit the fucking jump!

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I can only hope that the boner I got from watching this trailer isn’t terminal. I must see the Endgame through.

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Yeah, I’m tired of talking about this too.

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As much as I’m looking forward to Spider-Man: Far From Home, I’m going to lose my fucking mind if its trailer drops before Avengers 4‘s.

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I completely fuck with the idea of Shang-Chi coming to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Yes, yes. Give me all the fucking kung-fu.

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New Captain Marvel trailer! Lots of exposition and looks at her powers. Which are, honestly, disappointing. I didn’t expect them to feature her Binary-esque powers so heavily. I just sort of want her punching things! Alas.

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I’m getting excited about this fucking rumor, and I find that deeply upsetting. What the fuck am I gonna do, when it turns out to be false?

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