#E3
‘Resident Evil 2’ Remake Trailer: Return to Raccoon City, Jan. 25, 2019
First off, this looks fucking amazing. Second off, I like how hard Capcom is dunking on Square here. I mean, think about it. They have a release date for this fucking game, while Square hasn’t even shown FF7 remake footage yet.
‘Ghost of Tsushima’ Trailer: Sucker Punch’s Samurai game looks fucking incredible
Fucking stunning, dude.
‘The Last of Us 2’ Trailer: A Beautiful, Horrible World for Ellie
We don’t deserve Naughty Dog.
‘The Division 2’ Gameplay Trailer: Washington D.C. is next (to save) on March 15, 2019
I’m all about this shit.
‘Gears 5’ Trailer: New Lead Protagonist, Same Old Chainsaw Crew
I don’t know, it’s Gears of War. It doesn’t seem to be doing anything necessarily new, but I’m sure it’ll be a competent and fleetingly enjoyable experience.
‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Trailer: Time To Be A Hi-Tek Lo-Life in Night City
It’s been like five fucking years since the first inconsequential Cyberpunk 2077 trailer. And, what are we given for its follow-up? A delicious morsel, but, fuck, still a morsel!
‘Fallout 76’ Gameplay Trailer: Uh, Fuck, I Gotta Buy This Huh
Yeah, I don’t know what I was expecting from Fallout 76. But, I guess I didn’t expect it to look so goddamn Fallout. I’m, I’m in.
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‘Halo Infinite’ Trailer: Master Chief is back, again, okay, cool
Master Chief is back! I’m sort of excited! But, Master Chief is back in a title whose gameplay and release date are unknown! So, I’m also sort of frustrated!