#Comic Books
MICHEL FIFFE’S ‘COPRA’ getting COLLECTION in September.
Copra is one of resident Johnny Hotsauce’s favorite comic books. And I’ve made no secret about my desire to get into the jam. Jackknife powerbomb into the middle of the narrative-art orgy that is the title. The only problem? Since the jam is self-published, and I’m really lazy, I haven’t been able to get my paws on the Copra. But that appears to be changing in September. COLLECTION GET.
WTF: MARC MARON starting weekly comic with TONY MOORE
Get it? WTF? Marc Maron? Eh, whatever. So! A weekly Marc Maron comic. Somewhere, under the cloak of work clothes, Rendar Frankenstein is poppin’ an appreciable erection at this news. As Resident Marcaholic, I imagine he will be happy to get his fix of the comedian in all sorts of different mediums. Or maybe I’m fucking wrong.
David S. Goyer calls She-Hulk a porn star, Martian Manhunter for virgins. DOUCHEBAG STATUS CEMENTED
If you needed more reason to understand why I fucking loathe the DCU while avidly worship (maybe too much? I’ll admit I’m a fanboy) the Marvel Cinematic Universe, here you go. Zack Snyder is a bro with aspirations of art. David S. Goyer is a hack who actively ruins scripts, and demeans comic book fans. Here’s the latest bullshit.
Brubaker & Phillips are rocking Hollywood Noir with ‘THE FADE OUT.’
Ed Brubaker and Sean Phillips are a comic book power couple. Even if I’m not obsessive over all their collaborations, their names alone are enough for me to get intrigued. Maybe even marginally jacked + pumped. Right off the bat. Their latest effort to be revealed is some straight-up Hollywood Noir shit. The Fade Out.
BEAST from X-MEN got that terrifying secondary mutation.
A pretty fucking gnarly rendition of Beast by Gabriele Dell’Otto.
GODZILLA AWESOMENESS by BRANDON GRAHAM. You’re Welcome.
Here’s some FUCKING GODZILLA GOODNESS by OL favorite BRANDON GRAHAM. Go here for more of his madcap-genius-time.
Sam Humphries has signed exclusive Marvel contract
I’m both happy and saddened by this news. Sam Humphries (Our Love Is Real) has gone Marvel-exclusive.
SPIDER JERUSALEM GOES 8-BIT
Karina Dehtyar has conjured the essence of Spider Jerusalem in eight-bits, man. Radical. Check out Dehtyar’s tumblr, too.
Andrew Garfield wants MILES MORALES to be next SPIDER-MAN
Andrew Garfield thinks the next Spider-Man in the flicks should be Miles Morales. Wouldn’t this be killer? Wouldn’t this be so surprising that the hairs on my nipples would be instantly transmuted into cotton candy through sheer will of reality-distortion? I’m on board.
‘THE WINTER SOLDIER’ becomes Highest Grossing April Release. Ever.
I’ve seen The Winter Soldier three times. I don’t just like it. It’s a bit more intense than that. No lie: I’ve commissioned a Falcon/Bucky double-ended dildo that I intend on fitting into myself while holding my custom made Captain America Hitachi on my nipples during my first Blu-Ray viewing. Apparently they don’t let you do that in theaters because they hate fun. So fuck yeah!, I’m excited that it’s April’s highest grossing movie ever.