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Sylvester Stallone releasing ‘Rocky IV’ Director’s cut and it won’t feature Paulie’s robot. Just fucking cut Paulie, that piece of shit.
Sylvester Stallone is releasing a Rocky IV Director’s Cut for no good reason. Fuck, maybe he’s bored in quarantine, too. However, due is cutting the goddamn robot! Unreal. If he’s going to go that far, he should cut Paulie. Dude is nothing but a freeloading piece of shit, just bitching, not being grateful at all. Fuck Paulie.
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Chadwick Boseman has passed away at the age of 43. Tremendous, tremendous bummer.
Chadwick Boseman has passed away at the age of 43, and man this is a hard one for a lot of people. I know, because I got like thirty text messages last night letting me know the news. Dude was an absolute force in life, though, and won’t be forgotten. Giving countless kids a superhero that looks like them, not to mention pumping out an insane amount of work while fighting the colon cancer that would eventually take his life.
Weekend Open Bar: Bags and Ian’s Excellent Dead Cells Adventure!
What’s up, friends! We’re closing in on the end of summer, baby! Bummer. Bummer! However, this weekend seems pretty fucking rad, at least for me! Not only are we finally starting Dead Cells 5BC, but there’s a new Bill & Ted movie to consume! Most righteous, you know? Anyways, let’s not rub around the hole too long! Time to just go right in! In to what? Why, Weekend Open Bar.
Hayden Christensen rumored to be returning for ‘Obi-Wan’ TV series. So is a prominent ‘Clone Wars’ character. I fuck with this!
Fuck, I am fully onboard with Hayden Christensen returning for the Obi-Wan TV series. Give him his redemption tour, you fucks! As well, fuck yeah, I’m cool with Commander Cody returning as well. I ain’t never seen The Clone Wars, but I’ve only heard good things.
Best of OL Plays: I’d Give Malaise-ing Head!
Hey, you fucks! Here’s a couple of clips for you. First off? Honestly, one of my proudest moments playing Dead Cells on stream. I refuse to heal after that punk-ass Conjunctivius fully infects me with malaise. Come for my dodging and dancing, stay for Bags’ amazing reaction to it all.
An AI has just confirmed 50 new planets by digging through old NASA data. Man, the future is wild!
An artificial intelligence developed by University of Warwick scientists has confirmed the existence of 50 new planets! Fifty! The motherfucker has done so by digging through old NASA data using a machine learning algorithm. Man, the fucking future.
Blumhouse is rebooting ‘The Thing’ and even with John Carpenter involved goddamn I hate this
You know. I almost didn’t want to post about Blumhouse rebooting The Thing with John Carpenter. For to post about it, is to make it real. But here we fucking are! Logically, I know nothing can take anything away from Carpenter’s The Thing. It’s one of my favorite movies of all time, and it will stay that way. Illogically? Man, I just fucking hate this.
Report: New Nintendo Switch with 4K graphics dropping in 2021. Sign me the fuck up!
I fucking regret selling my Nintendo Switch. Okay? I’ll admit it! It appears I’ll get my best shot at acquiring one in 2021, when the company is dropping a new one. Sporting 4K graphics and shit. Seriously. So, for now? I wait. ‘Cause presently? COVID got them motherfuckers scarce!
This dude turned a watermelon into a working Game Boy. We are all so bored, but respect!
One particular dude is spending his time way more creatively than me during this pandemic. Motherfucker has turned a watermelon into a working Game Boy. Yup! Yup. Behold this wonder of science and nature! Functionally, the son of a bitch “is a Raspberry Pi connected to buttons, a small LCD screen, and an external battery pack, all jammed into a hollowed-out grocery store watermelon” (Cole). Pretty fucking impressive, my dude.
‘Windows 95’ turns 25 years-old today. Holy fucking shit, I’m old
If you remember Windows 95, it’s time to join me in the launch dance today! Seriously though, I can’t believe this shit turns 25 today. While my first computer ran on 3.1, Windows 95 is really the first operating system I bonded with. Weird to say, but true. Really dove deep into jerking off to gifs from American Online. Browsing Squaresoft message boards. Man, time flies.
