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‘Dexter’ is coming back for a limited series and it can’t go any worse than the original finale
Dexter is coming back! ‘Cause, I don’t know, why not? It’s building off the original finale, which pretty much everyone fucking hated. I mean, a lumberjack? So, no matter what, it can’t really be any worse.
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Monday Morning Commute: Welcome To A.P. Poor Taste
What’s up, slugs? Are you existing in a marmalade of twinkling optimism and oppressive anxiety? Or, is that just my bipolar ass? Either way, welcome! For me, it’s a gloomy-as-fuck Tuesday, following a long weekend. Which means that everything requires just a smidge more emotional energy than usual, and if I’m being honest, I feel as though everything costs more emotional energy for me than most.
That’s neither here nor there, though. I mean, right? That ain’t the point of this shit, Monday Morning Commute (on a Tuesday). No, no! Indeed, the point is to share what I’m anticipating and enjoying this specific week. Then, I hope you’ll join my ass in the comments.
Regal me, motherfuckers! Regal me with your own happenings! I beg. I plead. I demand.
NASA spacecraft has found evidence of ancient rivers on the asteroid Bennu. Holy shit, right?
A NASA spacecraft has found evidence of ancient rivers. On an asteroid. Specifically, Bennu. And like, holy shit. Right?
‘Mad Max’ prequel ‘Furiosa’ officially casts Anya Taylor-Joy, Chris Hemsworth, and Yahya Abdul-Mateen II. Mamma mia, fuck yes!
We’ve known for a while that Anya Taylor-Joy was taking over for Charlize Theron in the Fury Road prequel, Furiosa. However, now that shit is official. As well? The movie has added Chris Hemsworth and Yahya Abdul-Mateen II! Stacked cast is stacked.
Weekend Open Bar: Glad It Is A Long Weekend
Motherfuckers, clap your heads and shout to the skies. It’s the first long weekend of the semester! Let me tell you good friends, it ain’t a moment too soon. Nope! Not at all. Though I have to admit, this week has found me getting more into the swing of this whole virtual existence. It’s all relative, of course. I mean, I’m emotionally exhausted. Wearied about another nine weeks. But at the same time? I really enjoyed my classes this week, and I’ve appreciated some of the smaller virtues of working from home.
Be it watching the leaves fall outside my window, or being able to take a walk before class starts in the morning. This plague has afforded us more time, those of us fortunate to be employed, and healthy.
Space Swoon: Iris Nebula is worth a good look! Get it? Iris? Eh!
NASA’s dropped a sexy image of the Iris Nebula for our pleasure. And, it is a pleasure indeed!
Benedict Cumberbatch Joins ‘Spider-Man 3’ as Doctor Strange. Oh lord, here comes the Spider-Verse!
You know! With Benedict Cumberbatch joining Spider-Man 3, it ain’t insane that we could be getting the Spider-Verse. I mean, right? What felt a bit outlandish at first is feeling more and more fucking plausible.
OutKast has announced a 20th Anniversary reissue of ‘Stankonia’ and now is the time to revisit that classic
Stankonia is objectively once of the greatest hip-hop albums ever. Ever! So, it’s pretty fucking sick that it’s getting a reissue with additional remixes and shit. Sign me up.
The Moon may be littered with rocks from Ancient Venus. Let’s go fucking get them!
Venus is the Real King Shit these days of our solar system. Maybe sporting life. Totally the star of The Expanse. And now? Scientists suspect our own Moon may be littered with rocks from Ancient Venus. I say, fuck yeah! Let’s go check it out.
Eddie Van Halen has died at the age of 65 from cancer. May you continue to shred the gnarl on the astral plane, brother! ??????
Fucking hell, man. Eddie Van Halen has passed away from cancer at the age of 65. Which further confirms that this year sucks shit through a malaise-coated straw. The only consolation is that the dude absolutely crushed it, living a life that would assuredly make even the Greek Gods blush, while also bringing joy to countless people.
