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Clive Barker has joined on as executive producer of that ‘Hellraiser’ series on HBO and now I’m fucking excited
I was skeptical as fuck about the upcoming Hellraiser series on HBO. However, now I’m a little more optimistic. The series has gained Clive Barker himself as executive producer. Like, I don’t know if that dude has his fastball anymore. Look at the Greatest American Director of All Time John Carpenter signing off on 2019’s mediocre-as-fuck Halloween movie. But, it’s a start. You know?
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Jordan Peele is producing a remake of ‘The People Under The Stairs’ and I’m fucking here for it!
Jordan Peele is producing a fucking remake of The People Under The Stairs, and I’m torqued. If there’s anyone I’m going to trust when it comes to producing a horror remake, it’s this dude.
Weekend Open Bar: All Hallows Eve!
Happy Happy Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, motherfuckers! It’s Halloween tomorrow, and it’s fixing up to be a wild, weird, chaotic one just like all of this year. Today, we got motherfucking snow blasting our ass! Snow! October 30! Which makes me deeply glad I don’t have a commute this semester. Tomorrow! A COVID Halloween! Which means the usual coterie of parties and treat-giving is down to a mere simmer.
A weird year. A distance year. Apparently, a fucking snowy year.
However, that’s the glory of the Space-Ship Omega hurtling through the digiverse! Despite being separated by sickness and space-time, we can still spend this Halloween together here at the Open Bar!
NASA’s OSIRIS-REx probe has successfully stored asteroid rocks to bring back to Earth!
Oh fuckity fuck! NASA’s OSIRIS-REx probe has successfully stored the rocks it grabbed last week from the asteroid Bennu. Now, the motherfuckers are coming back to Earth. Like, how goddamn fantastic is this?
Sony is buying Crunchyroll for nearly $1 Billion dollars! Mamma fucking mia!
Dudes, it appears that Sony is buying Crunchroll! And let me tell you, the anime streaming service ain’t coming fucking cheap. The company is ponying up $957 million smackers for the son of a bitch.
‘World of Warcraft: Shadowlands’ is officially dropping in November. Not a bad fucking delay at all!
You know, when Shadowlands was delayed, I didn’t think it was actually dropping this year. Well! Slap me in the face and call me Maurice The Dumb Ass! Cause the title is dropping in November.
Sony sold as many PS5s in first 12 hours of pre-orders as they did PS4s in first 12 weeks of its sales. Good fucking god!
Sony got itself a motherfucking hit on its hands with the PS5s. We probably knew that already, right? But, how big of a fucking hit? The company sold as many PS5s in the first 12 hours of pre-orders as it did the first 12 weeks of PS4 sales. Mamma fucking mia!
TESS has found the first Earth-sized planet in its star’s habitable zone. Fucking hell yeah!
TESS was launched in 2018 with the hopes of finding small planets around nearby stars’ habitable-zone. And, whelp! The motherfucker has done it. How goddamn rad is this?
‘Halo Infinite’ has lost another director and fuck this game’s development seems troubled
Halo Infinite was supposed to launch alongside the new Xbox Series X. However it was delayed after a fucking dismal public showing at E3. Concerning! But wait, there’s more! Now the title lost yet another director. Fuck man, this shit isn’t looking good.
No stream tonight, again. Blame Bags! Seriously back on Saturday! Halloween stream! 9pm!
Son of a bitch! Apologies again, but we have to cancel tonight’s stream. Bags got a saline injection to plump his cock, and, well, it’s not taking well. Floating around his abdominal wall, causing brief spurts of cogent thinking. It’s a scene.
