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Jupiter’s moon Europa glows in the dark which is about as fucking rad as it gets!
Space! What cool fucking reveals do you have for us today? Oh! Jupiter’s moon Europa? It glows in the dark? Whelp, that is indeed fucking cool.
‘Black Panther 2’ is going to begin filming in July 2021 and Shuri may play more prominent role. Makes sense.
The capitalism juggernaut must ramble on, friends. Which means that Black Panther 2 will get made, and it’s going to begin filming in July of 2021. Ryan Coogler has the unenviable task of continuing on, in the wake of Chadwick Boseman’s passing. That said, I’m glad its that dude who is in charge of the production. How the fuck they going to address it all? Not sure. However, I think it makes sense to have Shuri take upon her brother’s mantle. I mean, right?
Weekend Open Bar: What’s Mine Is Yours
You know, it’s been a goddamn crazy week! To the point where I actually started a MMC with the same headline, and, whelp. That shit was flushed down the existentially quickness when the week hit warp speed. That said, I’m here now! How the fuck is everyone doing? Before we get going, a reminder. Check your pants for your genitals, check your wallet for a lucky dollar bill, and check your psyche for the few firing neurons left.
You back? You good? Your biological pump-and-chasm working? Lucky dollar in place? Brain tethered together with Insistence and Folly? Fucking good. Good! So, let’s hang the fuck out now! Given that we’re all in one place, secured, and seizing.
‘Deadpool 3’ is in development with the script by ‘Bob’s Burgers’ writers. Okay, this rocks.
Deadpool was a fucking surprise, man. It was great! However, the sequel fell into all of Ryan Reynold’s worst, lazy tendencies. Woof! But, I have renewed hope for Deadpool 3, given that its script is being handled by Bob’s Burgers writers.
HBO has officially ordered ‘The Last of Us’ adaptation by dude behind ‘Chernobyl’ and the game’s director!
Well, it appears that HBO ain’t done ordering shit to series today! The’ve officially ordered The Last of Us to series, and I’m curious as fuck about this adaptation.
Ava DuVernay’s ‘DMZ’ Limited Series officially ordered by HBO Max, baby!
Fuck yes! We knew that Ava DuVernay was developing an adaption of DMZ for HBO Max. But, you know, Shit stands in development hell. Forever! Fucking forever! However, good news. This shit has officially been ordered to series.
Scientists have detected an unexplained glow in deep space. Don’t fuck with it, fellas!
On one hand, it’s pretty fucking cool that scientists have detected an unexplained glow. In the dark of deep space. On the other hand, you know, please don’t fuck with it.
‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Final Gameplay Trailer: Here’s a glimpse at your life in Night City!
Fuck me, is Cyberpunk 2077 really two weeks away? Many people say this game has to absolutely fucking bring it to be worth the wait. Me? I disagree. I’m so fucking horny for this title, that a mere enjoyable romp through a cyberpunk wonderland will get me off.
New ‘James Bond’ game coming from the ‘Hitman’ developers. This sounds potentially awesome, bros
Man! I’m really vibing with this news. Right in my ass-pipe prostate place. The makers of Hitman are bringing a new James Bond game into the world. It’s true, I ain’t fucked with the new Hitman titles. But that shit ain’t out of a lack of interest. Which means, this development may be enough to get me fucking around with the developers.
‘Wonder Woman 1984’ coming to HBO Max and theaters on December 25. Christmas present indeed!
Holy fucking hell, dudes. This is colossal. Wonder Woman 1984 is dropping on HBO Max the same day it hits theaters. Specifically, December 25. What a rad way to pad a shitty Christmas season, no? Now, please, Disney. Give us Black Widow.