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Rumor: Hideo Kojima in talks with Microsoft to publish his next game. The company is not fucking around!
Buried in the news today regarding whether or not Abandoned is a Hideo Kojima game (it’s not) is a larger nugget to chew on. Apparently, Microsoft is pushing hard to land a deal to publish Kojima’s next game. Man, that would be a huge fucking get for the Xbox Ecosystem!
Hit the jump for the news, and also the easter-eggy photo that fans think confirms it.
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HBO’s adaptation of ‘The Last of Us’ begins filming this July. From a literal apocalypse to a fictional one!
HBO’s adaptation of The Last of Us is finally fucking filming this July, friends. Hopefully by then the show about the society-cracking pandemic will be filming during a decidedly less awful pandemic of our own. Who knows though! I ain’t predicting shit anymore.
NASA’s Mars Rover has taken an extraterrestrial selfie. Doing it for the Martian Gram!
NASA’s Mars Rover is out on the Red Planet, doing exactly what we’d all be doing. Snapping some selfies for the likes, baby!
NASA’s Mars helicopter is online and has sent back its first photo. Red Planet is red, baby!
NASA’s Mars helicopter is online and ready to fucking rock, folks. Rock some photos of rocks and shit! Not only is the motherfucker operational, but it’s sent back its first photo! Now listen I agree the photo fucking sucks. But it’s just the goddamn first one!
Hit the jump to check it out.
Playable prototype of Canceled ‘Castlevania’ Dreamcast game has been discovered! ‘Castlevania: Resurrected’ has been resurrected indeed!
Man. Never discount how much fucking lost gaming arcana is out there. The latest batch to be exhumed from the carcass of time? A playable version of Castlevania: Resurrected, the canceled Dreamcast installment of the franchise.
‘Chucky’ TV series has begun production and will be airing this fall. Killer fucking news!
Hell goddamn yes, I’m excited for a Chucky TV series. Two reasons, fucker! First, Chucky is awesome. I learned this last Fall, when I watched the entire series, except for the reboot. Second, series creator Don Mancini is in charge. Keep Reading »
Monday Morning Commute: A Leprechaun Job! KO
Don’t trust anyone who offers you a crock of gold, folks! It’s a motherfucking Leprechaun Job! What does that mean? Man, I don’t fucking know. Okay? Okay! The shitty, pointless headline pun is simply the result of me watching the first Leprechaun this weekend. Fuck, it’s a goddamn goofy-ass blast. I didn’t realize how silly the movie would be, but I enjoyed it all the more for it. Now I must work my way through the series.
‘Cause do you really think I’m gonna miss out on this little fucker going to space?
Or the hood? Twice?
Absolutely not.
Anyways, this here is Monday Morning Commute! The weekly column where we share the arts&farts we’re digging into during a given week.
But you know that cause you’re here! And if you’re here, you’re assuredly a stalwart member of the community. You see, we don’t get many new visitors round these parts. To reference the King’s works himself, OL has become a veritable Derry or Salem’s Lot at this point. I don’t mind though!
Not at all, no I don’t. So long as you regulars hang out in the comments section, that is!
Weekend Open Bar: The G(l)ory of the Slumber Party!
Lordy, lordy! Look what motherfucking time it is, my friend! ‘Tis nothing less than the most glorious time of the fucking week. Namely, the fucking weekend! I just got done grading eighteen essays, which means I can shut my brain the fuck down until Sunday! It’s been an absolute nut-crusher of a week, and I cannot wait to vaporize my brain, engorge my stomach, and titillate my ocular-globes.
China’s Mars Probe takes Rad Ass Photos of Crescent Mars. Fuck yeah, space photos!
Hey, fellow pleb! Check out these fucking awesome photos of a crescent Mars from China’s Mars probe. Join me, in my fantasizing about ascending to the Red Planet while drinking in the views.
Hit the jump to check them out!
Monday Morning Commute: Coming Alive
What’s up, friends? I must admit I created the column’s title and image above yesterday, when I was feeling decidedly much better. Today? On Tuesday? I don’t know man, I’m fucking tired. Slept like shit. Sam’s been waiting for a call regarding her potential job, so the entire house is feeling them stressed vibes. Teaching? A fucking grind!
But it ain’t all shitty, you know? The Super Covid Serum continues to work in my meat-bag, and I’m looking forward to passing the the two-week mark next week. Then I will be invincible! Capable of downloading 5G directly into my brain, scaling the tallest buildings, and communing with my God-Emperor, Bill Gates!
Anyways, I’m sorry I’m complaining! Let’s hang the fuck out, fellas! Fellas of any gender! Species! This is Monday Morning Commute! Per the column’s ontological imperative, I’m about to give a rundown of what I’m digging this week! Then you’re gonna join me in the comments section.
